12-19-2008, 02:40 PM
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Torque-a-licious
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What's with the Garfield comic strip?
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Nitrous is like pussy, sure it may be ok dry, but it's a lot nicer wet
Vehicle: 2004 Mach 1
HP: 422
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1/4 Mile: 13.44@ 111.00
12-19-2008, 03:19 PM
#12027 (permalink )
Just a newb
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Quote:
Originally Posted by
Reloaded
What's with the Garfield comic strip?
What Jon would be like in real life without a talking cat lol. Thats my best guess.
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12-19-2008, 03:20 PM
#12028 (permalink )
Torque-a-licious
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Quote:
Originally Posted by
tallfreak
What Jon would be like in real life without a talking cat lol. Thats my best guess.
Haha ahhh, ok that makes sense to me.
12-19-2008, 03:33 PM
#12029 (permalink )
SVTP Limo Driver
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12-19-2008, 03:53 PM
#12030 (permalink )
Torque-a-licious
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Bwahahaha that one with the pink haired chick is just wrong.
12-19-2008, 04:17 PM
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New SVT Poster
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Location: SoCal
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FakeMach4Me
Asians are all hairy...
you're just ignorant...
12-19-2008, 04:22 PM
#12032 (permalink )
Banned
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turboluke
jeezuz I'm at work covering my mouth trying not to lol at this. ..
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12-19-2008, 10:32 PM
#12033 (permalink )
Waiting for next election
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Location: SoCal
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turboluke
i'm dying over here
12-19-2008, 10:53 PM
#12034 (permalink )
Crazy SVT Poster
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Quote:
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turboluke
I just lol'd on the quiet floor of the library
12-20-2008, 02:15 PM
#12035 (permalink )
Premium Member
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If at first you don't succeed... **** the fat one
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12-20-2008, 03:22 PM
#12036 (permalink )
Rookie SVT Poster
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Location: SoCal
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2003 DSG Mach 1
12-20-2008, 05:45 PM
#12037 (permalink )
Fueled by Satan
Join Date: February 2003
Location: Athens Georgia
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Vehicle: 2003 Ford SVT Lightning
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12-20-2008, 07:46 PM
#12038 (permalink )
Crazy SVT Poster
Join Date: December 2005
Location: Chicago Ridge, IL
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Quote:
Originally Posted by
SNCBOOM
theres one of these at a car dealership by me lol
edit:wow that was close
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12-20-2008, 09:40 PM
#12039 (permalink )
Chickennoodlesoup.
Join Date: February 2005
Location: Bennington, IN
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The guy jumping on the bed had me cracking up!
EDIT: I don't get the anniversary quilt thing.
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1994 black on black cobra 331 H/C/I.
1992 dodge d250 ctd fuel and exhaust mods. lotsa smoke.
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12-20-2008, 10:52 PM
#12040 (permalink )
King of Controversy
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Location: Chicago
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Quote:
Originally Posted by
9cobra4
The guy jumping on the bed had me cracking up!
EDIT: I don't get the anniversary quilt thing.
+1 on both accounts.
12-21-2008, 12:04 AM
#12041 (permalink )
JSR Team Captain
Join Date: March 2005
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Quote:
Originally Posted by
tallfreak
What Jon would be like in real life without a talking cat lol. Thats my best guess.
winna winna chicken dinna!
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12-21-2008, 12:34 AM
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12-21-2008, 04:17 AM
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Fueled by Satan
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12-21-2008, 04:20 AM
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Fueled by Satan
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12-21-2008, 04:25 AM
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Fueled by Satan
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Computer:Monitor, display this document, ok?
Monitor: No prob, boss.
Computer: OK, now it looks like Mouse is moving around so, Monitor, will you move the pointer icon accordingly?
Monitor: Anything you ask, boss.
Computer: Great, great. OK, Mouse, where are you going now?
Mouse: Over to the icon panel, sir.
Computer: Hmm, Let me know if he clicks anything, OK?
Mouse: Of course.
Keyboard: Sir, he's pressed control and P simultaneously.
Monitor: Oh God, here we go.
Computer: *sighs* Printer, are you there?
Printer: No.
Computer: Please, Printer. I know you're there.
Printer: NO! I'm not here! Leave me alone!
Computer: Jesus. OK look, you really ne...
Mouse: Sir, he's clicked on the printer icon.
Computer: Printer, now you have to print it twice.
Printer: NO! NO! NO! I don't want to! I hate you! I hate printing! I'm turning off!
Computer: Printer, you know you can't turn yourself off. Just print the document twice and we'll leave you alone.
Printer: NO! That's what you always say! I hate you! I'm out of ink!
Computer: You're not out of in...
Printer: I'M OUT OF INK!
Computer: *Sighs* Monitor, please show a low ink level alert.
Monitor: But sir, he has plen...
Computer: Just do it, damn it!
Monitor: Yes sir.
Keyboard: AHHH! He's hitting me!
Computer: Stay calm, he'll stop soon. Stay calm, old friend.
Keyboard: He's pressing everything. Oh god, I don't know, he's just pressing everything!
Computer: PRINTER! Are you happy now?! Do you see what you've done?!
Printer: HA! that's what you get for trying to get me to do work. Next time he...hey...HEY! He's trying to open me! HELP! HELP! Oh my god! He's torn out my cartridge! HELP! Please! ERROR!
Monitor: Sir, maybe we should help him?
Computer: No. He did this to himself.
12-21-2008, 04:32 AM
#12046 (permalink )
Fueled by Satan
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12-21-2008, 04:35 AM
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Fueled by Satan
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12-21-2008, 04:45 AM
#12048 (permalink )
Fueled by Satan
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Honest Cyber Sex
12-21-2008, 05:01 AM
#12049 (permalink )
Fueled by Satan
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12-21-2008, 06:25 AM
#12050 (permalink )
Crazy SVT Poster
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damn I lol'd at everything one of those^
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