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Old 12-21-2008, 12:44 PM   #12051 (permalink)
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Old 12-21-2008, 12:58 PM   #12052 (permalink)
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Computer:Monitor, display this document, ok?

Monitor: No prob, boss.

Computer: OK, now it looks like Mouse is moving around so, Monitor, will you move the pointer icon accordingly?

Monitor: Anything you ask, boss.

Computer: Great, great. OK, Mouse, where are you going now?

Mouse: Over to the icon panel, sir.

Computer: Hmm, Let me know if he clicks anything, OK?

Mouse: Of course.

Keyboard: Sir, he's pressed control and P simultaneously.

Monitor: Oh God, here we go.

Computer: *sighs* Printer, are you there?

Printer: No.

Computer: Please, Printer. I know you're there.

Printer: NO! I'm not here! Leave me alone!

Computer: Jesus. OK look, you really ne...

Mouse: Sir, he's clicked on the printer icon.

Computer: Printer, now you have to print it twice.

Printer: NO! NO! NO! I don't want to! I hate you! I hate printing! I'm turning off!

Computer: Printer, you know you can't turn yourself off. Just print the document twice and we'll leave you alone.

Printer: NO! That's what you always say! I hate you! I'm out of ink!

Computer: You're not out of in...

Printer: I'M OUT OF INK!

Computer: *Sighs* Monitor, please show a low ink level alert.

Monitor: But sir, he has plen...

Computer: Just do it, damn it!

Monitor: Yes sir.

Keyboard: AHHH! He's hitting me!

Computer: Stay calm, he'll stop soon. Stay calm, old friend.

Keyboard: He's pressing everything. Oh god, I don't know, he's just pressing everything!

Computer: PRINTER! Are you happy now?! Do you see what you've done?!

Printer: HA! that's what you get for trying to get me to do work. Next time he...hey...HEY! He's trying to open me! HELP! HELP! Oh my god! He's torn out my cartridge! HELP! Please! ERROR!

Monitor: Sir, maybe we should help him?

Computer: No. He did this to himself.


Must be running on Vista.
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Old 12-21-2008, 01:21 PM   #12053 (permalink)
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Must be running on Vista.
XP does it to me all the time on the old desktop and the keyboard does get pounded
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Old 12-21-2008, 03:31 PM   #12054 (permalink)
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Old 12-21-2008, 03:33 PM   #12055 (permalink)
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Old 12-21-2008, 07:59 PM   #12056 (permalink)
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Old 12-21-2008, 11:15 PM   #12057 (permalink)
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Old 12-21-2008, 11:24 PM   #12058 (permalink)
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Old 12-22-2008, 04:29 AM   #12059 (permalink)
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Old 12-22-2008, 06:46 AM   #12060 (permalink)
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Old 12-22-2008, 10:33 AM   #12061 (permalink)
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Old 12-22-2008, 12:03 PM   #12062 (permalink)
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Old 12-22-2008, 12:10 PM   #12063 (permalink)
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Old 12-22-2008, 12:45 PM   #12064 (permalink)
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Old 12-22-2008, 01:13 PM   #12066 (permalink)
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Old 12-22-2008, 01:18 PM   #12067 (permalink)
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Old 12-22-2008, 01:20 PM   #12068 (permalink)
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Old 12-22-2008, 01:27 PM   #12069 (permalink)
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Old 12-22-2008, 02:15 PM   #12070 (permalink)
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Old 12-22-2008, 02:47 PM   #12071 (permalink)
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Old 12-22-2008, 03:35 PM   #12075 (permalink)
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