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WTF! She is. She must be pulling in mad amounts of money!
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Originally Posted by convert03cobra
I really hope you didn't use Mobil 1 or a synthetic motor oil. Because that can get expensive. A cheap whore like that deserves some 7-11 brand $.79 a quart 10w30. Maybe 20w50 if it's real tight and you need the thick stuff.
Call me gay if you want but if someone presented me with a bags of money with 50 mill in it I would be the best piece of man ass that person had ever had.
Last edited by blacknight07607; 01-05-2009 at 09:25 PM.
This is old but I came across it going through old files. I got a bunch of these if yall want more.
*Edit* Too bad some of the words got blocked. I'm sure you can put it together
funny cyber-sex chatting:
bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful
woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 **** of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty **** of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't **** with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of shit.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?
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JDM built longblock, stage 2 heads/cams, PI 2400 converter, JDM/Kooks LT headers/full exhaust, no cats, KB 2.3, JLP sheetmetal plenum, JLP 58'' long bars, Billetflow sbtb, sct 2400 Big Air MAF, JDM e-fan, Meziere electric water pump, twin 255 pumps, 60lb injectors, 8lb lower, L&S Oil Separator, Custom dash pod with Autometer Cobalt gauges (boost, water temp, fuel press, AEM wideband) QA1 adjustable shocks all around, Fluidyne heat exchanger, heat exchanger cooling fans, Metco idlers, FTVB and tranny cooler, Killer Chiller, TCE Brakes, JLP Reservior, SCT Xcal 2 w street and race tune, Moroso aluminum 7.5 quart oil pan, PSP driveshaft loop, Hotchkis lowering springs plus matching swaybars, Moroso high capacity aluminum transmission pan, Fabtech Steering Stabilizer
555/604 - street tune
614/650 - race tune
Last edited by Add Name Here; 01-05-2009 at 09:52 PM.
This is old but I came across it going through old files. I got a bunch of these if yall want more.
*Edit* Too bad some of the words got blocked. I'm sure you can put it together
funny cyber-sex chatting:
bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful
woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 **** of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty **** of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't **** with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of shit.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
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Highly modified 67 coupe, rusty 68 vert, 03 Sonic Blue Cobra Convertible, 03 King Ranch daily driver
(not pictured) stripped 65 fastback waiting to be a street machine
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"Just as long as everyone does what I say, my communication skills are just fine" -Jesse James
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