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Old 11-19-2009, 05:15 AM   #1 (permalink)
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On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules:

"The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and
the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking
this rule will be fined $20 the first time."

He continued, "Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will
be fined $60."

"Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $180.
Are there any questions?"

At this point, a male student in the crowd inquired: "How much for a season pass?"
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Old 11-19-2009, 05:29 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 11-19-2009, 06:01 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 11-19-2009, 06:08 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 11-19-2009, 06:30 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Old 11-19-2009, 07:17 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Haha, good one. I can now do my Spanish speech in peace.
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Old 11-19-2009, 07:45 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Also, assuming I'll get my ass beat in a bar fight...I mean really? Dude I'm 6'6", 265lbs, and bench well over 300 lbs, lift 5 days a week, and have training in jujitsu and bounced for 3 years with Marines. So if someone does kick my ass, more power to them because they earned it.
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Old 11-19-2009, 07:48 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Old 11-19-2009, 07:48 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Old 11-19-2009, 07:50 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Old 11-19-2009, 07:50 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Old 11-19-2009, 08:49 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Old 11-19-2009, 08:54 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Old 11-19-2009, 10:33 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Old 11-19-2009, 10:35 AM   #15 (permalink)
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Old 11-19-2009, 10:52 AM   #16 (permalink)
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Old 11-19-2009, 10:56 AM   #17 (permalink)
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Old 11-19-2009, 01:41 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Anyone ever live in coed dorms?

Gets you over your college dorm fantasies real quick. It was like living with 75 sisters.
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Old 11-19-2009, 03:12 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Anyone ever live in coed dorms?

Gets you over your college dorm fantasies real quick. It was like living with 75 sisters.
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Old 11-19-2009, 03:16 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Old 11-20-2009, 02:55 AM   #21 (permalink)
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Now that would be scary
Seeing how when women live together they start CYCLING at the same time sooooo 75 women all CYCLING @ ONCE
I'd get the heck outta there as fast as possible when it started getting close to that time!
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Old 11-20-2009, 03:20 AM   #22 (permalink)
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Old 11-20-2009, 05:32 AM   #23 (permalink)
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