On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules:
"The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and
the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking
this rule will be fined $20 the first time."
He continued, "Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will
be fined $60."
"Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $180.
Are there any questions?"
At this point, a male student in the crowd inquired: "How much for a season pass?"
____________________________________ "If you're in control,
you're not driving fast enough"
Parnelli Jones
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what ive thrown on it: MM c/c plates, MM chromoly strut bar, MM panhard bar, tokico struts/shocks, H&R SS springs, svo side skirts, MM sfc's (took them off after only a month to make way for the borla side exhaust) double vented & slotted disks all around, saleen tonneau cover (shared with the 6er), export fender flares, and an alpine in-dash. No go-fast parts yet.
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Originally Posted by SINISTER LS1
Silly taronis, rainbows are for FAGGOTS.
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Originally Posted by kanibus
toyota and microsoft should do a merger, maybe then the xbox won't stop running.
Also, assuming I'll get my ass beat in a bar fight...I mean really? Dude I'm 6'6", 265lbs, and bench well over 300 lbs, lift 5 days a week, and have training in jujitsu and bounced for 3 years with Marines. So if someone does kick my ass, more power to them because they earned it.
Seeing how when women live together they start CYCLING at the same time sooooo 75 women all CYCLING @ ONCE
I'd get the heck outta there as fast as possible when it started getting close to that time!
____________________________________ FREEDOM IS NEVER FREE SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, SOMETIME HAS TO TAKE A STAND AND RISK THEIR LIFE AND OR DIE FOR YOU AND YOUR FAMILIES SAFETY AS WELL AS FOR OUR COUNTRY TO HAVE IT AND DON'T YOU EVER FORGET IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Don't bother with the thread, just PIIHB and dump her, screw her sister and her best friend, and then post pics. If she doesn't have a sister, her mom will do.
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Originally Posted by mblgjr
I forgot; this is SVTP, we all date supermodels, make 65,000x3 a year and have equipment that would embarrass John Holmes.