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    Man sues BMW for 20-month erection after bike ride

    A California man has sued BMW North America and a motorcycle-seat maker claiming that a four-hour round-trip ride on his 1993 BMW bike with a "ridge-like" seat gave him "a severe case of priapism (a persistent, lasting erection)" that's lasted 20 months and counting.

    While there have been concerns about narrow "banana" bike seats causing loss of feeling in that area -- for men and women -- this is the first report we've seen of way too much.

    The product liability lawsuit against BMW and well-known aftermarket seatmaker Corbin-Pacific (reported first by Courthouse News Service in California) was filed in California Superior Court in San Francisco last Thursday by Henry Wolf and his lawyer, Vernon Bradley of Sausalito.

    The Wolf v. BMW lawsuit alleges that Wolf has continued to suffer the erection problem since the September 2010 ride -- and, as we know from Viagra ads, anything past four hours is a problem.

    The lawsuit for emotional distress says Wolf is "now is unable to engage in sexual activity, which is causing him substantial emotional and mental anguish."

    According to the lawsuit, Wolf wants compensation from BMW and Corbin for lost wages, medical expenses, emotional distress and "general damage."

    Man sues BMW for 20-month erection after bike ride




    Oh brother

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    Lmfao

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    Wow.


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    Another article Editorial: Henry Wolf vs. BMW North America


    At 52 yrs old, he should be grateful!!!
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    He calls himself the wolf?
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    I'd be thanking BMW.
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    Why cant he have sex? If I had a 20 month hard-on, thats all I would be doing...

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    If I was gonna sue BMW for a 20 month erection,I would then have to also sue Johnson & Johnson for the friction burns

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    Those Corbin seats for '90s bmws are some of the most comfortable well designed seats out there... just unreal...
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    Can I order one of those seats without a prescription?


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    Quote Originally Posted by oldmodman View Post
    Can I order one of those seats without a prescription?

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    Quote Originally Posted by KWClutch View Post
    I'd be thanking BMW.
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    wow that guy is nuts and is just waisting his time and money


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