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11-28-2012, 02:32 PM #261951 Ford F1 Rat Rod.Slow and loud.
2004 BMW M3 Vert CAI, TSW wheels. Exhaust and a single turbo soon to come.
1985 Mustang Coupe 6.0 T56
2007 GMC Sierra extend cab black on black stock 20's DD.
11-28-2012, 02:42 PM #27
I'm less imaginative, but when we watch scary movies and we have to pause so she can go pee, I hide and scare the shit out of her when she's coming out of the bathroom. She screams bloody murder.
Put her hair over her face when she's sleeping.
Not really a prank, but she really hates it when I'm tired and just want to get off quick and goto sleep. After I'm done I roll over and am sleeping in 2 minutes and she is wide awake. Sucks to be her!1999 Mustang Cobra
Vortech V2 E-trim, Anderson Power Pipe, SCT BA2800 MAF, Mac LT's, Mac Prochamber, mix and match catback featuring SLP Loudmouth 1 mufflers and FRPP after axle X-pipe, FRPP 4.10 gears, MGW Orange handle with Cobra emblem gripper shift knob , MMR intake spacer, MM XL FLSFC, MM differential bushing, Billetflow differential brace.
Dyno tuned by C&M Peformance - 415/376 at the wheels
Other vehicle - 2006 Toyota 4Runner, V8, 4WD, Gibson stainless steel catback (future off-roading monster)
11-28-2012, 04:41 PM #28
Another good one is when she is sleeping i will very quietly take my pillow case of my pillow, then using both hands press the pillow over her face exerting around 120-140 lb ft of torque. Usually around the 2nd or 3rd gurgle i will release and fall to her side and pretend I'm sleeping.
She loves that one. It's a hoot!
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11-28-2012, 05:08 PM #32
when she takes shower, I unlock the door super quiet and run in with a bucket or pitcher filled with cold water and Ice. Screams at the top of her lungs because I scare her and she hates freezing cold water.
Also if you can sneak in quiet when shes washing her hair she won't know a thing until she is drenched, then just laugh.Mods-Griggs coil overs 4 corners, griggs caster camber kit, Koni shocks/struts, Griggs tubular k-member/tubular a-arms, 2x4 steel boxed framerails cut and welded into the length of the body, 4 point roll bar, Battle Boxes, Currie johnny joint rear upper control arms, griggs lower control arms, Kenny Brown rear shock tower brace, NA SVT shortrunner intake, IMRC deletes, BBK longtube headers and O/R H-pipe, SLP powerflo catback, FRPP aluminum driveshafts, Centerforce dual friction clutch, C&L cold air intake/K&N, pro 5.0 shifter, rear seat delete, stalker side skirts, boss shinoda wing, rear mounted battery moroso kit, chrome terminator wheels
tuned by Horsepower By Hermann!
Proud Member of MACA (Mid-Atlantic Cobra Association)
11-28-2012, 05:34 PM #33
11-28-2012, 05:35 PM #34
Damn it she is mad now, and she just said its on like donkey kong.... Ok if she is at my house I am rolling through the window.
11-28-2012, 05:38 PM #3504 TR Cobra
It doesn't whine anymore
05 F-350 CCSB Lariat 6.0 PSD
Studded, deleted, lifted
08 GSXR 750
M4 CF Shorty, some other BS
02 Saturn SL2
The race car
00 Camaro SS #497 Onyx Black M6 SOLD!
11-28-2012, 05:39 PM #36
I had her convinced that my mom had lost a hand as a child and could put variable attachments on hr stub. Spatchula, channelocks, and so on, should have seen her face when my mom stuck out a wooden spoon she had up her sleave to shake her hand upon their first meeting.
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11-28-2012, 08:47 PM #42
Lmfao at all of these. I need to try a couple.
11-29-2012, 02:15 AM #432003 Torch Red 10th Anniversary Vert
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#13 of 2003 anniversary editions
mods so far: Magnaflow catback and a K&N airfilter
11-29-2012, 09:06 AM #44
~put vaseline on the inside door handle of her car door in the morning, that one really gets her blood boiling.
~also if your shower/bathroom is across from another room where the doors open away from each other you can tie string from one door knob to the other while she is showering and let her try to get the door open after.
~put green hair dye in her shampoo if they dont have the clear bottle. make sure you protect your testicles after this cause she will try to rip your balls off.
~make a mayo/salt/thickening agent(maple syrup works pretty good) onto plate and mix so you get the white of toothpaste but with some consistancy.
squeeze the toothpaste out of the tube and put salt/mayo back inside instead. i put the mayo on a plate and press the tube down onto the mayo over and over, kind of like repacking a wheel bearing. it will all go in, it just takes time. clean tube and put back in bathroom, listen for scream.
11-29-2012, 10:08 AM #45
11-29-2012, 10:21 AM #46
Well we bought some Scat Mat's to keep our dogs in the kitchen. It's simply a mat you lay on the floor with a 9 volt battery in it. If something steps on it then it gets shocked.
Mimi meets the Scat Mat - YouTube
Well I would get shocked every other day or so and my wife would laugh her butt off.
I put it under her side of the sheets where she lays down to go to bed (mat, 1 sheet, and her back) under her pillow and everything so it was right on her back. She laid down and was uncomfortable for some known reason to me and once she figured out she was getting shocked directly on her back (not expected lmao!) I could see air underneath her trying to get out of bed.
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11-29-2012, 11:33 AM #47
I spent about 20 minutes watching pets vs the scat mat vids after seeing that one. Hilarious!
2012 Mustang GT M6
11-29-2012, 12:02 PM #48