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  1. ssssnake

    ssssnake LL's MEAN Landlady Premium Member

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    Woo Hoo! Happy Friday everyone! Hope you all have a great weekend.

    The city called a meeting to decide what to do about their squirrels. After much prayer and consideration, they determined the squirrels were predestined to be there, and they shouldn't interfere with God's divine will.

    At the Baptist Church, the squirrels had taken an interest in the baptistery. The Deacons met and decided to put a water slide on the baptistery and let the squirrels drown themselves. The squirrels liked the slide and unfortunately, knew instinctively how to swim, so twice as many squirrels showed up the following week.

    The Episcopal Church decided that they were not in a position to harm any of God's creatures. So, they humanely trapped their squirrels and set them free near the Baptist Church. Two weeks later, the squirrels were back when the Baptists took down the water slide.

    But, the Catholic Church came up with a very creative strategy. They baptized all the squirrels and consecrated them as members of the church. Now, they only see them on Christmas and Easter.

    Not much was heard from the Jewish Synagogue, but it's rumored that they took one squirrel and circumcised him. They haven't seen a squirrel on their property since.
     
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    03cobra#694 You Guys... Staff Member Super Moderator

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    Hahahahahaha
     
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  3. MDShelby

    MDShelby Active Member Established Member

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    Pretty funny! Have a great weekend!
     
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