Ridiculous names

[Troponin]

Every culture and race has a preference in names, we/I get that. We can sit here and make fun pretty much every culture, so that's not the point I want to make here. What sticks out at me are just those certain names that once you hear, you stop and think "Oh Lord, please tell me that woman did not just call that kid by the name I think I just heard". It's the instant "No ma'am!" You want to shout the second you hear it.

So the previous winner for most ridiculous name was by a very young ninja named Blayden. I don't know what video game or movie he came out of, but I suspect he was the lead hero and he was quite the bad ass. He probably doesn't have a last name either. It's just Blayden and his brother, Stryker.

So yesterday that new title was awarded to a little blonde haired, blue eyed girl named Aryan. I bet her parents are extra proud of the perfect little human they made. A little too proud, maybe?

My bet is, the parents of the girl named Aryan, thought they were making up such an original name and they had no idea what Aryan really was or what it is referred to in modern times. I am assuming they are very young parents too. It also makes you wonder if, at some point, the school wouldn't try to investigate the parents to make sure they aren't wack jobs.

 

[Led_Zep]

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[Stevenbekah]

Good post. I was curious. Now im...

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[BrunotheBoxer]

I'm lost.

 

[o2gt]

blue hair?

 

[RSbeast]

Wouldn't she need blonde hair?

 

[Skitzerman]

I always thought "Anaas Rhammar" might be pushing it.

 

[DHG1078]

I always thought "Brad" was an odd name.

 

[Buckwheat 1]

 

[03cobra#694]

Lol

 

[bosscj]

I always told my wife if we ever had a girl we would name her Luci..........and her middle name would be Fer.......lol....she didn't find my joke as amusing as I did

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[RustyRodder]

Parents do strange names. I have students who all have stripper/porno names. Destiny, Crystal, Cinnamon with the last name to match. Not to mention the baby my sister helped deliver that the family named Chlamydia.

 

[Skitzerman]

We had a guy in the old neighborhood, who's name was Richard Haide. He was very emphatic about never being called Dick.

 

[Lambeau]

I worked with Ruby Ring...
It may have helped her become an alcoholic.

 

[TK1299]

I don't like the name termi

 

[Troponin]

We had a guy in the old neighborhood, who's name was Richard Haide. He was very emphatic about never being called Dick.

No lie, I worked with a guy named Richard Hair. He was a minister and we called him Dick Hair and he gave no shits. Lol He was a trooper, but damn, what is wrong with his parents???

 

[Booky]

Yolanda Squatpump.

 

[COOL COBRA]

Had a neighbor once that was a Navy diver. Crazy mofo but he was a motor head so we got along well. Last name was Cobb. Named his daughter Cornanda.
Poor girl...

 

[SolarYellow]

Certain people do not want to Americanize names and you really need to adapt and realize where you are. People hear a asinine name and automatically assume the worst and rightfully so.

 

[03Sssnake]