wtf lol
Way too much time on your hands
So true story, i was wearing a pair of old flannel pj's one time at my house and my buddy and i went outside to smoke. Well we are sitting there smoking our cigs and i noticed a long thread at the base of the pants. Instead of simply pulling it for fear of it unraveling it more, i used a lighter and thought id just burn it off.... So i light the thread right... its slowly burning to the base of the pants and im getting ready to put it out ,but waiting just a second until its completely burnt off. All of the sudden the fuzz, or lint on the pants, lights and a line of fire (such as the Gif) races up and around my legs, groin, ass, etc until all of the fuzz was burnt.... It lasted for ~ 10 seconds and i nearly shit myself hahaha. Ill never burn a thread or get close to a fire again if im wearing anything thats flannel and worn in bit lol
Thought id share that with yall for lolz :beer:
Had a similar thing happen to classmate.
He was wearing a sweatshirt, and had frayed the cuffs on it. Apparently he decided to burn off some of the strings. Unfortunately this was back in middle school, and like a typical middle school boy he had apparently doused himself in aerosol body spray. He lights up one of the springs and WHOOSH. It was so big there was actually an audible "whoosh" from the flame. Entire hoodie becomes a massive fireball and quickly extinguishes. The whole class turns to him, and he's just sitting there like a deer in the headlights, no idea what just happened. :lol1:
So true story, i was wearing a pair of old flannel pj's one time at my house and my buddy and i went outside to smoke. Well we are sitting there smoking our cigs and i noticed a long thread at the base of the pants. Instead of simply pulling it for fear of it unraveling it more, i used a lighter and thought id just burn it off.... So i light the thread right... its slowly burning to the base of the pants and im getting ready to put it out ,but waiting just a second until its completely burnt off. All of the sudden the fuzz, or lint on the pants, lights and a line of fire (such as the Gif) races up and around my legs, groin, ass, etc until all of the fuzz was burnt.... It lasted for ~ 10 seconds and i nearly shit myself hahaha. Ill never burn a thread or get close to a fire again if im wearing anything thats flannel and worn in bit lol
Thought id share that with yall for lolz :beer:
That's just a horrible way to die, but there is a "yo mama so fat.." joke in there somewhere.
:beer:
Yo mama so fat she fell down at the bowling alley and got a strike in 5 lanes?
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