Two young guys appear in court after being arrested for smoking dope. The judge says, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give you a second chance instead of jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to convince others of the evils of drug use. I'll see you back in court Monday." On Monday, the judge asks the first guy, "How did you do over the weekend?" "Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever." "Seventeen people? That's wonderful. How did you do it? " "I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles like this: O o. Then I told them that the big circle is your brain before drugs and the small circle is your brain after drugs." "That's admirable," says the judge. Then he turns to the second guy. "And how did you do?" "Well, your honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever." "Wow!" says the judge. "156 people! How did you manage to do that?" "Well, I used a similar diagram," the guy says. "I drew two circles like this: o O. Then I pointed to the little circle and said, 'This is your asshole before prison... '"
Consequences of Smoking Dope
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lol
:d
The only consequence of smoking dope I ever experienced was weight gain.
I should have owned stock in Taco Bell.
I should have owned stock in Taco Bell.
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Yep, when my bestie's mom would go looking for us, she'd just drive by the fast food places and look for the car.
This thread pushes rule #6 of the site.
We already knew fast food was bad for us.
This original post is a "joke"" and is provided for entertainment purposes. There is no discussion of illegal activities, nor can it be interpreted as promoting illegal activity. Does this forum still support the 1st Amendment to the Constitution?
Sarcasm, learn it.
You've grown grouchy in your old age.
Either that or you're wearing some of Josh's pants and it's squeezing you in all the wrong places.
Shiiiiit I don't loan my pants out just willy nilly
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