If there was one specific make of vehicle you could remove from existence...

BRNG ITT

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...what would it be?

I don't know why, but every time I see an H2, I can't get past the fact of how pretentious they look. I can't put my finger on it, and can't clearly explain my reasoning, but every time I see one I automatically assume to some egotistical yuppie or guido is behind the wheel.

I'm not saying that I'm right, it's just my personal opinion.

And if you happen to own or have owned an H2, what are some redeeming qualities that might make me not mind them so much?
 

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I've always despised the Toyota FJ Crusiers. They kinda fall into that same category as the H2's
 

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These ****in things............I just don't understand how you'd want to be seen in one of these little rat cars.

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Actually, the one I hate the most is a VW Beetle. They got rid of them, now they're back again with those silly little flower vases. For stupid little girls and hippie wannabes.

Honorable mention are those box SUVs, like the older Scions and Honda Elements. Not aerodynamic and ugly to boot.
 

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Car guys confusing makes with models. Funny.

I'll vote Saturn. Mainly because of their drivers, but Jesus tap dancing Christ, it must be a requirement to drive around with your high beams on if you own a Saturn.
 

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The Viper. Not necessarily for the car, but because every single one in my area is driven by a guy with a man bun or wearing plaid shorts or shirt with flip flops and socks.

Like this assmaster.
This **** fondler has a skullet and 3 inch pony tail.

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I've always despised the Toyota FJ Crusiers. They kinda fall into that same category as the H2's

on our honeymoon trip we were supposed to get a Ford Edge or equivalent and they tried to give us a 2 door FJ Cruiser, that thing was a giant pile of shit. We didnt even start it before asking for something else. We were nice about it and instead of no options FJ got a loaded explorer for an extra $2/day.

Car guys confusing makes with models. Funny.

I'll vote Saturn. Mainly because of their drivers, but Jesus tap dancing Christ, it must be a requirement to drive around with your high beams on if you own a Saturn.

glad Im not the only one that opened the thread and went "WTF?"
 

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I'll vote Saturn. Mainly because of their drivers, but Jesus tap dancing Christ, it must be a requirement to drive around with your high beams on if you own a Saturn.

Fortunately for you, they've quit making them.

Pontiac aztek, good thing they no longer make it, but man what an ugly thing that was.

Looks like a garbage truck to me.
 

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The Viper. Not necessarily for the car, but because every single one in my area is driven by a guy with a man bun or wearing plaid shorts or shirt with flip flops and socks.

Like this assmaster.
This **** fondler has a skullet and 3 inch pony tail.

Are you sure you aren't talking about Corvette owners?

There are two different types of Viper guys. Guys that track them, and guys that collect them. I have never met a guy at the track that even halfway resembles that. With only 30k Vipers produced since 1992, I'm not sure how many are in your area that you can compare to.

The Viper is the best American made track car in existence; I'm not sure why you would want to remove it? (Although FCA decided to remove the 2018+ Viper from existence..)
 

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Make? Or model?

If you're asking about an entire brand, I'd vote anything Dodge. I had to flip a coin, though, between them, and GM.

As far as model, I don't even know. Too many to pick from.
 

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