This video assured me that my general distaste for local tv news is valid. Interesting event but that coverage of it, not a fan
Standard formula:
Shitty puns or wordplay in intro
Find a witness on scene. If multiple, find the dumbest one. If you can't tell which one is the dumbest, look for the shirtless one
More shitty puns or wordplay
Find expert. If you can't book the actual expert, get some 2nd rate person that has a little bit of a background in something connected to the situation that can present numbers or equations to prove their point.
More shitty puns or word play but these are meant to tug on heartstrings
Shitty outro
From (location), (name), *pause for effect*, wxyz news."
Next shitty story...
Repeat
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at least it wasn't a 4th gen
This idiot almost got an elderly couple who happen to be in the kitchen at the time..... My buddys car that he sold to his brother who somehow ended up in this elderly couples living room. The Police did arrest himIf it were a Mustang, those homeowners would be dead.
This idiot almost got an elderly couple who happen to be in the kitchen at the time..... My buddys car that he sold to his brother who somehow ended up in this elderly couples living room. The Police did arrest him View attachment 1609839 for reckless driving.View attachment 1609837View attachment 1609838
Find a witness on scene. If multiple, find the dumbest one. If you can't tell which one is the dumbest, look for the shirtless one
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If it were a Hellcat Challenger, the foundation would be ruined.If it were a Mustang, those homeowners would be dead.
If it were a Hellcat Challenger, the foundation would be ruined.
Well, good. Looks like reckless driving to me.The Police did arrest him for reckless driving.
Well, good. Looks like reckless driving to me.
If it were a Hellcat Challenger, the foundation would be ruined.