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BOOGIE MAN

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This video assured me that my general distaste for local tv news is valid. Interesting event but that coverage of it, not a fan

Standard formula:

Shitty puns or wordplay in intro

Find a witness on scene. If multiple, find the dumbest one. If you can't tell which one is the dumbest, look for the shirtless one

More shitty puns or wordplay

Find expert. If you can't book the actual expert, get some 2nd rate person that has a little bit of a background in something connected to the situation that can present numbers or equations to prove their point.

More shitty puns or word play but these are meant to tug on heartstrings

Shitty outro

From (location), (name), *pause for effect*, wxyz news."

Next shitty story...

Repeat

And here's tom for the weather

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This video assured me that my general distaste for local tv news is valid. Interesting event but that coverage of it, not a fan

Standard formula:

Shitty puns or wordplay in intro

Find a witness on scene. If multiple, find the dumbest one. If you can't tell which one is the dumbest, look for the shirtless one

More shitty puns or wordplay

Find expert. If you can't book the actual expert, get some 2nd rate person that has a little bit of a background in something connected to the situation that can present numbers or equations to prove their point.

More shitty puns or word play but these are meant to tug on heartstrings

Shitty outro

From (location), (name), *pause for effect*, wxyz news."

Next shitty story...

Repeat

And here's tom for the weather

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Are you the eff her right in the pooswa guy? Lol
 

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I like the news guy on the scene pointing into the dark where you can't see anything and using it as a reference.

I never watch local news.

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GNBRETT

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If it were a Mustang, those homeowners would be dead.
This idiot almost got an elderly couple who happen to be in the kitchen at the time..... My buddys car that he sold to his brother who somehow ended up in this elderly couples living room. The Police did arrest him
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for reckless driving.
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Find a witness on scene. If multiple, find the dumbest one. If you can't tell which one is the dumbest, look for the shirtless one

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I hear you on the news, but this appears to be from Jacksonville, Florida. I used to live there. They didn’t have to “find the dumbest one”. They’re everywhere. I’m sure he found them.


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