Recent content by ElGato

I thought all the SVTP lowball offers were bad, then I put these up for sale on Fbook Marketplace. Insultingly low offers AND scammy behavior. Still for sale. Still reasonably priced. (I'm still a dick to people who can't write in complete sentences.)

Bob, that's a 1969 Cougar. I should know, I had three.

I remember reading a book, compiled ~1850 years ago, following the life and teachings of a particularly nice guy. Perhaps you've heard of him? Jesus. By his teaching, there was a road in the country of Samaria, that was well travelled by traders and country folk alike. It was known to be a...

And this is what I meant when I said, "don't argue semantics with SVTP, we'll drag you down to our level." It just went from "I'm not arguing, this is fun" to "hey, you're messing with my livelihood!" in under 6 pages...

A chuckle did a me at the "look at the size of those mirrors" distracted comment. Ooh, a squirrel! Constructive criticism: Try very hard to match the sound levels of your music (however terrible) and your voice. Loud interior background noise + soft spoken Vlogger = Gato turning up the...

Jesus Blade, how many times do we have to tell you Vampires don't steal packages!?

An actor's got to know his limitations...

This is the absolute worst time to try and sell a motorcycle. The weather on the East Coast has been cold, wet, and miserable... yet... Fortune favors the bold, because this is the best time to BUY a motorcycle. She's put away safely in a climate controlled garage on a trickle charger and...

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2017 Triumph Speed Triple S. Bought new, has full remaining Triumph factory warranty. ~2600 miles that will go up slightly as the season goes on. SOLD SOLD SOLD 500 mile service performed on the nose by Motorcycles of Dulles, where the bike was purchased. Factory break in was performed...

This isn't helping your case. A ten+ year old design that doesn't burn oil vs a new design that does burn oil...

SOLD But I left a Fbook marketplace ad up with edited content. When given no other option, insult their mothers. Beware of the butthand!

Nice! I have an 04 FZ6. I've had it since new, and it's got close to 75k on it. The FZs are great bikes... As helacious as that dent is, I'd hestitate to show you the horrorshow that I ride. It's been washed three or four times in it's life. It might be cheaper to buy a wrecked FZ1 and swap...

How did ElGato become ElGato? We all grew up with that one friend we looked up to. Usually, older, always cooler... ElGato had such a friend, his name was True. In elementary school through high school, True was always getting into fights, getting suspended, challenging the system... a general...

So here is Uncle ElGato's unsolicited advice in two parts: Don't Wait and Don't Care For backstory years ago I bought my dream car, 1970 Cougar, and dumped every dollar I had into making the car how I wanted it. It was far from perfect, but eventually I stopped driving it because A) it was no...