I think you took his post a little too seriously.oke:
I think he took my post WAAAAY too seriously.
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I think he took my post WAAAAY too seriously.
Every now an then i go this web site to talk to people and basically kill time. They have added a new option. Ask a question and spy on 2 people talking about it..Well i posted a question and this is what i got
Talk to strangers!
12,940 strangers online
You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
have you ever let a random guy feel your boob?
Stranger 1: i don't have boobs
Stranger 2: My wife has 2 problems. One is the fact that everytime she gets drunk she gets mean.
Stranger 2: She always looks for a fight, or a way to make me feel shit.
Stranger 2: The other problem is that every morning after she gets drunk she has an explosive watery shit.
Stranger 2: One night she pushed me too far...
Stranger 1: well
Stranger 2: She was drunk as usual and a little horny and as we were messing around i tried to put it in her ass.
Stranger 2: She got mad and started talking shit, about how I'm no good and my dick is too small and that she probably wouldn't feel it anyways.
Stranger 2: we never did have sex that night.
Stranger 1: you type to much
Stranger 2: After she went to sleep I couldn't get the pain of her saying my dick was samll out of my head.
Stranger 2: I wanted to embarrass her as much as she embarrassed me. So I got the idea:
Stranger 2: I went to my sons room and got his bag of marbles. Then i went to my secret stash and got a bottle of lube.
Stranger 2: I could just imagine her reactions when you shit marbles.
Stranger 2: I lubed them up one at a time and slowly pushed each one up her ass while she was passed out drunk.
Stranger 2: In the end I got about 20 - 30 of them up there.
Stranger 1: or is it just copy paste
Stranger 1: ?
Stranger 2: The Next morning i was so excited that i couldn't stand it, I made a lot of noise getting dressed so she would wake up.
Stranger 2: She did and not 3 minutes later she said " oh my stomach, not again" and ran to the bathroom.
Stranger 2: I was brushing my teeth - usually she would tell me to leave but she need to go so bad she sat down and let it rip.
Stranger 1: yes it is
Stranger 2: She almost had a heart attack from the sound of the marbles hitting the toilet bowl - sounded like a machine gun
Stranger 2: She was so scared that she stood up still shitting marbles all of the place as they bounced and rolled around on the floor.
Stranger 2: Took her a cpl of minutes to put it all together - She was all like WTF!!! I just laughed and laughed as she packed her shit and left.
Stranger 2: I really do miss her though.
Stranger 1: i need to take a nap
Stranger 1: bye
Talk to strangers!
12,940 strangers online
You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
have you ever let a random guy feel your boob?
Stranger 1: i don't have boobs
Stranger 2: My wife has 2 problems. One is the fact that everytime she gets drunk she gets mean.
Stranger 2: She always looks for a fight, or a way to make me feel shit.
Stranger 2: The other problem is that every morning after she gets drunk she has an explosive watery shit.
Stranger 2: One night she pushed me too far...
Stranger 1: well
Stranger 2: She was drunk as usual and a little horny and as we were messing around i tried to put it in her ass.
Stranger 2: She got mad and started talking shit, about how I'm no good and my dick is too small and that she probably wouldn't feel it anyways.
Stranger 2: we never did have sex that night.
Stranger 1: you type to much
Stranger 2: After she went to sleep I couldn't get the pain of her saying my dick was samll out of my head.
Stranger 2: I wanted to embarrass her as much as she embarrassed me. So I got the idea:
Stranger 2: I went to my sons room and got his bag of marbles. Then i went to my secret stash and got a bottle of lube.
Stranger 2: I could just imagine her reactions when you shit marbles.
Stranger 2: I lubed them up one at a time and slowly pushed each one up her ass while she was passed out drunk.
Stranger 2: In the end I got about 20 - 30 of them up there.
Stranger 1: or is it just copy paste
Stranger 1: ?
Stranger 2: The Next morning i was so excited that i couldn't stand it, I made a lot of noise getting dressed so she would wake up.
Stranger 2: She did and not 3 minutes later she said " oh my stomach, not again" and ran to the bathroom.
Stranger 2: I was brushing my teeth - usually she would tell me to leave but she need to go so bad she sat down and let it rip.
Stranger 1: yes it is
Stranger 2: She almost had a heart attack from the sound of the marbles hitting the toilet bowl - sounded like a machine gun
Stranger 2: She was so scared that she stood up still shitting marbles all of the place as they bounced and rolled around on the floor.
Stranger 2: Took her a cpl of minutes to put it all together - She was all like WTF!!! I just laughed and laughed as she packed her shit and left.
Stranger 2: I really do miss her though.
Stranger 1: i need to take a nap
Stranger 1: bye
^^^^^ that made my night.
haahahhaah
shitting bricks ain't got nothing on the marbles!
lmfao
rofl eye pads
^^^ that sucks
Would have made my night if I hadn't read the same joke in roadside a couple of years ago. :beer:
Shaved eyelashes??
ok.....what am I missing there?
i don't see the funny part?
looks like a huge dust cloud coming
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