How many of you have Poop Knives ....
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When you sit down, and the seat is loose, it moves!
Lmao!hand me the knife
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Reminds me of this.
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That's one of the top 5 reddit posts of all time I would say. I read it years back and still giggle every now and then when I take a big dump.
I've never needed to cut a turd though lol.
I've never needed to cut a turd though lol.
I need to rethink my long lasting membership to SVTP and my daily visits to the site...it seems I am among savages with mental problems.
I used to work with a guy that would burn up all of his vacation and sick time by March. Then the relatives would start dying so he could keep taking off. Then when that dried up the really outlandish shit came out. Once he said he couldn't come in because his son had a massive log stuck in his bung and he had to go back home to cut it up with popsicle sticks and extract it. We still talk about that story. After reading this though, maybe it's the one time he told the truth.
Oh, Lord! Kris, don't tell them your "impacted" story!!!!
How dare you call me a savage! XD
So wait, he attempted to break up the impaction with popsicle sticks while it was in his son's butt?
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Biggest one I ever saw ran for President on the DNC ticket in 2016.
I'll make an exception because of your avatar.
Correct. Or at least that's what we were told.
So the dude plays hookie to stuff popsicle sticks up his sons butt... Wow, that's a new one. I've heard some pretty screwed up things before but that is definitely in the top 5.
One of the weirdest prior to hearing that was the time a former boss had to leave work early. He had been getting into arguments with his neighbor over dog crap, so his wife called to inform him that the neighbor was "sculpting poop pyramids with flags sticking out of them" in their driveway. From what I was told, my boss got into a yelling match, then pulled a gun on the neighbor who then called the cops. Somewhere there's a police report with "poop pyramid" in it.
What a strange world we live in. This is why aliens won't visit us.
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Nothing like a dry piece of splintery wood sliding through your butthole... good grief.
If you're in another man's yard building poop pyramids and placing flags you deserve to have a gun pulled on you. You earned it.
I could have gone all day without that imagery.
I think my wife needs to have the rest of this thread shared with her. If I'm not heard from for a while someone post up my funeral arrangements. Make it a party, I don't plan on dying for nothing.
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I just use my hand. Seriously.
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