Wednesday Joke!

ssssnake

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Upon entering the little country store, the stranger noticed a sign saying "DANGER! BEWARE OF DOG!" posted on the glass door. Inside he noticed a harmless old hound dog asleep on the floor besides the cash register.

He asked the store manager, "Is THAT the dog folks are supposed to beware of?"

"Yep, that's him," he replied.

The stranger couldn't help but be amused. "That certainly doesn't look like a dangerous dog to me. Why in the world would you post that sign?"

"Because," the owner replied, "before I posted that sign, people kept tripping over him."
 

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A friend of mine, who I would definitely want on my side in a fight, has a daughter who had a toy poodle when she was younger. He posted a beware of dog sign on the front door as set up for his standard response to, "What's that little thing going to do?" The response: "Wake me up."
 

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