Wednesday Joke

Why I Like Retirement:

Question: How many days in a week?
Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday

Question: When is a retiree's bedtime?
Answer: 2 hours after falling asleep on the couch

Question: How many retirees does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer: One, but it might take all day

Question: What is the biggest gripe of retirees?
Answer: There is not enough time to get everything done

Question: Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors?
Answer: The term comes with a 10% discount

Question: among retirees, what is considered formal attire?
Answer: Tied shoes

Lol

That was good, Fred. LOL. You're definitely a worthy successor to Mary.

CobraBob said:

That was good, Fred. LOL. You're definitely a worthy successor to Mary.
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High praise indeed! I hope I am just minding the store, but I will do the best I can.