Bachelor Party Ideas

Golf is always fun if you and the crew are into it. We did that for my buddy. Woke up for a decently early tee time. McDonald’s breakfast with Budweiser, bald eagle flew over a par 3 while we were on the tee. Went to a bar after that to catch the cardinals game (he’s a St. Louis boy) and then a steakhouse for dinner. Went back to his folks house to pound some more brews with his fam. Good clean family fun and it was a great day

Make him watch what is put out for children's programming for 10 hours. When he recovers sit him down and have a long talk. Plane ticket and a forged identity, he will thank you later.

we didn't do anything big for a friend (he didn't want anything crazy like strip clubs or destination bachelor), we simply went to the gun range early morning, then on a cruise in our cars at some twisty roads for about an hour and into a really good bbq restaurant, did some more cruising, went to a cigar lounge for for some drinks and of course cigars then back home for some extra drinking.

Do this

Secret location, hookers, blow, booze.

Start around noon, cut the hookers loose around 9:00PM, then figure where they are throwing where the group spent the day and party with them the rest of the night at whatever weak ass party they are throwing with a smile on your face.

Hookers and blow are always acceptable options.

Also make sure you have shovels and lye on hand, as a precautionary cleanup measure.

First invite as many people as you can, get a couple of cheap motel rooms, one keg of beer and some cheap cold cuts. As soon as a majority of guys show up take up a big collection and tell them its for more booze, hookers, and dope. Then tell them you are going after the goods and take off stopping to pick up the hookers and the other goods then split and start the real party with the hookers. Yes the guys will be pissed but just tell them that they will thank you later, and lay low, for quite a while.


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Good friend of mine got married a few years ago, bachelor party was a complete bust. His now wife was and still is super controlling, he had to call her to check in every stop we made and absolutely no girls or strip clubs, could only be guys attending. He also had to be home by midnight. We tried our best to give him a good party but he insisted that we stick to the rules and wouldn't let us take him anywhere he wasn't supposed to be. Poor bastard. Me and the other guys dropped him off at his designated time and went back out and had a hell of a night.

Mine on the other hand was planned and attended by a few girls I used to party with before I met my wife. No rules, no curfews. We had a blast.

Oh and to answer your question, simply follow Barney Stinson's bachelor party rules:

The complete Bro Mitzvah requirements: booze (duh), cigars (duh), strippers (duh), fear for our lives, mind-blowing entertainment (“like a naked fire show! or a naked magic show!”), karate kid appearance, “alone time” for me during strip show, tell crazy sex stories, spontaneous decision we regret, spend way too much $$$, lose a bro at some point, at least one real moment between bros* (*broment), ooh! ooh! see a girlfight! right?, if bride hears what happened? furious.

All very nice indeed....
I've been to a few of those.
We done Shooting, Pistols, ARs, AKs, Subguns, Shotguns, you name it we shot it...or own it lol.
Some ideas.
Golf, 4x4s, 4wheeling, Dirtbike riding, Go Carting the fast ones, Drive a nascar on the track, or rent a lambo and let him drive before drinking starts, Hire a couple of masseuse for you and him. Paintball or Airsoft. Rent a go fast boat and hit the Bikini contest. Go to a brewery, Get the SVTPERFORMANCE friends to help out.
Go to a baseball or football game if possible.
Skydive, Offshore fishing, inshore fishing, crabbing, Hog hunting and not the kind after the party last minute hookup,

A nice steakhouse or Something like a Brazilian steak house is also nice.
Strip club somewhere between all this, Big ass limo taking you back and forth stocked with all the good liquor.
Blantons, Belvedere, Patron whatever he likes .
Cigars padron 26th series, Perdomos, Patels,
Cubans Monte #2 if someone want to feel generous. Rent a beach house out here or out of the country if you trust that.
Hit the local casino meet up to go back to someone's pad to continue the drinks and what ever else happens.
Wake up and finish the drink you didnt finish before you passed out to get rid if the hangover.
Relax on the Sunday and remember when you were single lol

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Since I have been single for over 28 years, I can, and do this bachelor party thing any time I feel like it. I usually call it, "The Weekend."

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72MachOne99GT said:

My brother is getting married in the middle of October and I need to get this thing planned.

Not going to do anything expensive or destination oriented. Want to do something just after noon on a Saturday and have it run all day and into the Sunday morning hours.

I don’t have an accurate count on people, but it most likely won’t exceed 20-25 people (mostly our cousins, dad, a few uncles, and maybe the brides dad and a couple buddies).

My party was a pretty simple limo trip to a couple bars and strip clubs (though we had a door ripped off our limo and left a cousin at one strip club), but with the ‘Rona still in its glory, I have to at least be somewhat creative.

If all else fails we’ll just buy a couple kegs and shoot (then) drink/cornhole etc... at my dads house.

Figured I’d throw out a line here and see if anyone has any ideas.

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You know, some strippers have their own car too... just saying.

with the rona ....the best option is going to be camping .....shit load of alcohol and bbq ....perfect weather too

xblitzkriegx said:

Do this

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One of the funniest skits I've ever heard!!!!
As a semi retired atty. it seems every case I've ever dealt with..in all fields..has a divorce somewhere in it to deal with. From criminal cases, domestic, child deprivations, and EVERY one of them there was money battles that had or were going on.. If he doesn't do a pre nup...he's a fool. I don't take divorce cases now regardless of the money..

Do him a favor and kidnap his butt and run to Mexico..

Considering a 3-4 hour canoe/kayak trip in the late morning/noon time and retreating to my parents place for more booze and swimming.

Sucks planning outdoor stuff because a crappy afternoon of rain can really dampen a mood.

If you're considering a trip, I hear Beirut is a blast.

I hate to be out in the woods and run out of booze, I took a 1.75 jug on a camping trip and a bozo dropped it on a rock and broke it.

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