Wednesday Joke

Me: Is anyone out there?
Ouija Board: W.E. H.A.V.E. B.E.E.N. T.R.Y.I.N.G. T.O. R.E.A.C.H. Y.O.U. A.B.O.U.T. Y.O.U.R. E.X.T.E.N.D.E.D. W.A.R.R.A.N.T.Y.

wouldnt even surprise me...although Im not sure who is worse - them or the people wanting to buy your house. Never thought realtors would be a group I wanted to collectively throat punch

Boy, isn't that the truth.