Friday Joke

MDShelby

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I hope everyone has a great weekend!

I love approaching 80, I learn something new every day and forget 5 other things.

A thief broke into my house last night. He started searching for money so I got up and searched with him.

Life is like a helicopter. I don’t know how to operate a helicopter.


And not necessarily a joke, but a reflection on humor:


If you lose one sense, your other senses are enhanced.

That’s why people with no sense of humor have an increased sense of self-importance.
 

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#2 was funny. Guaranteed there are elderly homeowners out there who have hidden money and valuables in very places in their homes and around their property. Only to forget where most of those hiding places are. :eek: :p :p
 

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