NWS Pics that make you :lol: every time you see them NWS

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Reminds me of one of my grandfather's favorite jokes.

The farmer's wife dyed a bunch of eggs and hid them for the kids to find. She put some in the chicken coop. The rooster comes in to the coop and sees this, marches back out, and beats the **** out of the peacock.



60's Mopar. Numbers matching. $120,000. I know what I've got.



Reminds me of the Everybody Loves Raymond episode where Marie gets into art.
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And maybe this two story tall pelvis lookin' thing.
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The greatest part of the Everybody Love Raymound bit was the brother going "I don't know, it looks fimiliar but I just can't put my finger on it."

Poor Val Kilmer gets a bad rap. Made a couple pretty decent movies. Sucks he disappeared and everyone shat on him before they realized it was because he got throat cancer.
 
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"Deer leg numb chucks" lolol

My uncle had a butcher shop for north of 40 years...as a teen i skinned and cut the legs off of several thousand deer ( we did 600-700 deer a season)

My cousins and i used to beat the shit out of eachother with deer legs lol...infact if you stood near the 55g drum where we put the legs chances are you were gonna get ****in mamed!...we used to just blindly throw them in that direction. If werent paying attention you would take a leg to the face lol

Then there was hitting the new guy or rookie in the face with a deer dick...yes it happened a few times lol

Best one ever is one year is was cold as **** and the skinning shed had no heat...so picture 50 or 60 deer frozen solid and some idiot farmboys trying to skin them...well friday the 13th just came out and my cousin steve (oldest of us boys) says hey MJ watch this...he throws the skinning knife at a hanging deer...knife bounces off the deer and comes back at steve and buries itself into his thigh lol...****in thing went all the way through and out the back of his jeans...he looked at me, then his brother...then he passed out lololololol

Missed the femoral artery by about an inch...he go 2 stiches in the back and 3 in the front lol
 

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