NWS Pics that make you :lol: every time you see them NWS

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I've actually asked a customer that after they told me they wanted a quote for a clutch kit. I said it out of habit and at least caught myself right as I said it and called myself an idiot for even asking. At least we both got a chuckle out of it.
 

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I've actually asked a customer that after they told me they wanted a quote for a clutch kit. I said it out of habit and at least caught myself right as I said it and called myself an idiot for even asking. At least we both got a chuckle out of it.
kind of like saying “you too” when the waiter says “enjoy your meal”
 

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^^And for us unilingual folks, what does that say?


The first one is pretty stupid. It says "The difference between the mouth and the pussy? The mouth talks nonsense ... the pussy gets the dicks instead."

The second one is a bit more funny. It says "Vagina is the only cage in the world where birds are happy to go in instead of out!" but I think they meant pecker or ****. My slang Italian isn't that great.
 

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The first one is pretty stupid. It says "The difference between the mouth and the pussy? The mouth talks nonsense ... the pussy gets the dicks instead."

The second one is a bit more funny. It says "Vagina is the only cage in the world where birds are happy to go in instead of out!" but I think they meant pecker or ****. My slang Italian isn't that great.
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I know how it ends, but I watch it over and over hoping it ends differently at some point. Not just watch, but watch it in anticipation like I havent ever seen the real ending. Almost drooling on myself. That's how I know I'm not gay....hahaha!!
 

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I know how it ends, but I watch it over and over hoping it ends differently at some point. Not just watch, but watch it in anticipation like I havent ever seen the real ending. Almost drooling on myself. That's how I know I'm not gay....hahaha!!

If I had a dollar for every pipe that's been drained, watching that, I'd be a rich man.
 

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