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James Snover

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Did I tell y’all about the new novel I’m writing? A young farmboy discovers he’s good at making really sharp swords.

It’s a coming of edge story.

Thank you, thank you. I do five shows a night, here at the Hourly Inn,I’ll be here all week. Don’t forget to tip your waitress. Try the veal, it ain’t so bad!


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Thank you, thank you. I do five shows a night, here at the Hourly Inn,I’ll be here all week. Don’t forget to tip your waitress. Try the veal, it ain’t so bad!

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Capt. McCluskey:
Is the Italian food good here?

Sollozzo:
Yeah, try the veal. It's the best in the city.


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I told everyone at work that I am writing a book, the title is, I'm only one man.

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...damn dude, I was hoping it'd atleast be a QM joke.

Stick to the nerd stuff...Nerd ;-)
 

James Snover

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One for the electrical engineers:

There once was a young electrical engineer in love with three obese, cross-dressing sisters. He called them his "darling ton trans-sisters."

Bonus internet points for anyone who gets that.
 

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Whaddaya call it when Putin sits on a box of Ritz crackers? Oh? You've heard this one, before?
 

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