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Dude those spiders are no joke.

My wife and I were in Fiji for our Honeymoon, and saw a spider that was no joke the size of a dinner plate on the wall of our bungalow. I was laying on the bed and she was standing behind me. Not thinking anything of it I just said "wow that has got to be the biggest spider I have ever seen in my life."

When I turned around, she was no where to be seen. I called out for her and all I could hear was a little whimper coming from the bathroom. Upon walking to the bathroom I looked twice because I honestly was not expecting to see her standing on the counter holding a magazine and a can of hairspray in anticipation of doing battle with said monster spider.

I had to laugh because when I asked if she had seen the spider she yelled in a shaky voice " hell no...when I heard you say that was the largest spider you had ever seen I teleported in here." I was laughing so hard that I couldn't talk but managed to ask here what she planned to do "are you going to style the spiders hair while it is reading that magazine."


Sadly I had to sleep on the side of the bed that the spider was sighted on and I did not get laid that night.
 
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Dude those spiders are no joke.

My wife and I were in Fiji for our Honeymoon, and saw a spider that was no joke the size of a dinner plate on the wall of our bungalow. I was laying on the bed and she was standing behind me. Not thinking anything of it I just said "wow that has got to be the biggest spider I have ever seen in my life."

When I turned around, she was no where to be seen. I called out for her and all I could hear was a little whimper coming from the bathroom. Upon walking to the bathroom I looked twice because I honestly was not expecting to see her standing on the counter holding a magazine and a can of hairspray in anticipation of doing battle with said monster spider.

I had to laugh because when I asked if she had seen the spider she yelled in a shaky voice " hell no...when I heard you say that was the largest spider you had ever seen I teleported in here." I was laughing so hard that I couldn't talk but managed to ask here what she planned to do "are you going to style the spiders hair while it is reading that magazine."


Sadly I had to sleep on the side of the bed that the spider was sighted on and I did not get laid that night.

Actually hair spray works wonders on killing bugs. Makes your hair stiff right? does the same for bugs, renders them immobile. squash!
 

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show those spider pics to your wife.....then go to a toy store and buy a big rubber spider and put it under the cover of your bed, have a video cam set up so we can see the carnage.
 
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show those spider pics to your wife.....then go to a toy store and buy a big rubber spider and put it under the cover of your bed, have a video cam set up so we can see the carnage.


I might just have to do that. I took a picture of the bigger bugger when I saw it but...wouldn't you know it after she got ahold of the camera she erased the damn thing.
 

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dude, i just spent like a half hour trying to get that video to play. i think it's a bad link...

(jk)
 

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^^^what the hell is that lady doing??

is that happening because ones going one way and the other is going the other way

i wonder how she didnt fall in between them
 

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