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  1. Branhammer

    Back after a multi-year hiatus.

    What's up, ya'll? I have been a member here for almost 10 years but took a forever long break from the car world. Had a 2015 GT and literally never did shit to it. Well now I'm recently divorced (really bad, toxic marriage) and decided to upgrade the the 2024 GT and get back in the game. Iconic...
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    2015 GT (Non PP) wearing tires unevenly....Camber?

    My 2015 GT Non PP has only 16k miles on it and already needs new tires because the inner side of each tire is worn the **** out. It was brought to my attention yesterday when I took the car into a tire shop to have a leak fixed on one of the tires (screw in the tread). The outer sides of the...
  3. Branhammer

    Radio Call-in: Guy Bangs Childhood Bully's Mom

    This might be the most savage ****ing thing I've ever seen in my entire life. This guy is my new hero.
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    Most obvious signal from a woman your dumb ass ever missed.

    What's your most bone-headed miss you ever had with a woman? I'm talking about a time when she couldn't have been more obvious she wanted you unless she unzipped your pants and blew you in public, and you felt like a complete moron immediately after. I have two: 1. First day of my sophomore...
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    Blown Stingray skull ****ed me this morning.

    I was passing through Mexico on my way to work this morning when a yellow Stingray with temp tags still on it rolls up next to me and starts playing around a bit to get my attention. I'm stock so I knew that I'd most likely lose unless it was a manual and a terrible driver. Long story short, 40...
  6. Branhammer

    I met my childhood hero last night (long story).

    As I stated in my Camaro thread, I was out of town for a wedding this weekend. Last night I came back to UT, but I had a three-hour layover in Charlotte, NC, so I decided to go find some craft beer. I found the Carolina Beer Company, which happened to be right next to my gate anyway. So I'm...
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    "Extended test drive" in a 2017 Camaro SS

    So I came to Charleston, WV for a friends wedding and had a rental car booked. Just the basics econobox POS. Long story short, the rental company was not busy and because the ID I gave the guy was my military ID and I guess he was a big military supporter, he upgraded me for free...to a ****ing...
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    **** this guy. Disgrace to the armed forces.

    https://m.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10208854390819441&id=1304353883&set=a.1435839618370.2063407.1304353883&source=48 This might belong in the "Chow Hall" but that seems to be kind of a dead sub-forum and this bucket of douche needs maximum exposure. Short story: An Air Force SSgt died doing...
  9. Branhammer

    Anyone Title 5?

    So, I'm currently a Title 32 dual-status air technician, but I found out two days ago that my job is one of the few that will be converted to Title 5 later this year. From the research I've done, there seem to be a lot more pros than cons to this situation. All the benefits stay the same and...
  10. Branhammer

    Laparoscopic back surgery - anyone had it?

    So I've been dealing with a bulging disc in my lower back since about June 2015. At first it was causing excruciating sciatica, but after a while it healed enough that it was bearable. Since then, it's just been a nagging pain around the site of the injury; left lower back. It's bad enough that...
  11. Branhammer

    Pokemon STOP. Seriously....please just stop.

    Pokémon was stupid when I was a kid and guess what....it hasn't changed. I'm so sick of seeing this stupid new "Pokémon GO" shit everywhere I look. Is it a genius idea that is going to make millions? Absolutely. But if I see one more idiot downtown with his face in his phone not watching where...
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    Another "How should I **** with this scammer?" thread.

    My wife and I recently sold our house and we're living with her grandmother while we look for a new place/lot to build on. Her grandmother has dementia and is too old and out of it to drive anymore. She has a 2003 300M that we are trying to sell and after posting it locally, of course, I get...
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    Funny things your drill instructor said/did.

    Every now and then at work we will share basic training stories. Mostly funny things are MTI's said/did and other funny stories. I thought it might be cool to hear what some of you guys on here experienced. Here are a few of mine: 1. Shortly after I arrived at BMT, before I was even issued a...
  14. Branhammer

    Official 2016 Fantasy Football Discussion Thread

    I know it's really early, but I'm sick of being the Andy Dalton of fantasy football and going 11-2 in the season just to lose the first playoff game, so I'm starting to strategize early. What are your guys' strategies going into this years draft? I usually go RB heavy right from the start, a...
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    Miller Motorsports Park is not dead afterall!

    For those of you who care and/or haven't kept up with the MMP racetrack out here in Utah, the Miller group decided to sell last year. That was shitty news for myself and anyone who was planning to travel out here to drive on the track. No one knew exactly what was going to happen to the park...
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    Questions about building a house.

    My wife and I are considering (for the second time) selling our house. The market is up here (especially in our particular area) and there is a good chance we could break even and walk away or possibly make a slight profit. We are also making significantly more money than when we first bought...
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    Need advice on a HUGE promotion opportunity.

    Sorry in advice for the length of this thread. I'm currently a GS-9/E-5 Air Technician in the ANG and am sitting in an E-7 slot, which means that in this job, I will never go higher than MSgt. Nothing wrong with retiring as a MSgt though. I have recently been made aware of quite possibly the...
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    Claim 0 on W-4. Still owe taxes. WTF?

    I don't know if this question has been asked on here or not, but how many of you are married with no kids and both employed? How do you keep from owing more once you do your taxes? My wife and I both work and both claim zero exemptions on our W-4's. I just did our taxes over the weekend and we...
  19. Branhammer

    What makes a man?

    Is it the woman in his arms?! Just cause she has big titties???! Or is it the way...HE FIGHTS EVERY DAYUUUHH......No it's probably the titties! But seriously, what do you guys think defines being a man? I've been extra annoyed lately by all these lumberjack wannabes who try to tell me they are...
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    What to do with extra emergency fund.

    I know that you should have a decent emergency fund in the bank. I don't know what the rule of thumb is for how big an emergency fund should be, but I'm pretty sure ours is big enough. With the amount we have saved, my wife and I could probably both quit our jobs for two years and still pay for...
  21. Branhammer

    2015 GT winter review: first drive in the snow.

    I got up at 5:00 AM for work today, looked out the window and holy shit did it snow last night. I was a little concerned about driving the new car in the snow, especially with me still not being quite as familiar with it yet as I was with my old SN95 (driven for 10 years). My entire street was...
  22. Branhammer

    2015 Fantasy Football Discussion Thread

    I know there's a thread for the SVTP league, but this thread is just for general discussions/advice for anyone who plays in any league. I started this thread today because I am having one of my worst years ever. I'm 3-4 in both my leagues. I drafted Eddie Lacy with my first pick in both leagues...
  23. Branhammer

    **** Geriatric Drivers!

    In the last year, my wife and both brother-in-laws have all been in accidents involving old-ass drivers that have no business behind the wheel of a vehicle. Wife was rear-ended while waiting at a red light, one in-law was hit in the front fender while sitting at a stop sign and the other driver...
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    3rd anniversary gift ideas.

    So our 3rd is coming up and I want to stick with the tradition leather gift, but I don't think she wants any type of clothing. I have no idea what to get. She says she has an awesome gift for me that she's really excited about and I feel like shit for not having a great idea for her. Anyone have...
  25. Branhammer

    Looks like there are more REAL mean in the UK than the US

    http://blog.caranddriver.com/u-k-kicking-americas-butt-when-it-comes-to-ford-mustang-v-8-take-rates/ Sounds like there are more men with TWO BALLS AND A LEFT LEG in the UK than here in the U.S. :-DTROLOLOLOLOLOLOL

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