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I am 62 and I think my fondess for shenanigans is well--established...PROVIDED you stay off my lawn.

My senior year of high school the senior class was feeling its oats and acring up a bit. One of the male teachers found a reason to paddle the starting center of the varsity football team in front of the class, and made him cry. No more shenanigans.

Yesterday a woman asked my wife when she was going to retire. My wife said that she wanted to cut back, but still keep her fingers in it. I got in trouble for smirking, as she is a Gynocologist.

Ouch.

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Always got picked last, eh?

Review: "With two of these, for under $40, I made this reat bikini!"

Tiny bikini? Probably a 10'x10' tarp.

How is invoking the mob antisemitic?

Way more than ten of those in Hamas.

I'm gonna spit, though.

A buddy of mine told me he spent every dime he made during his two year tour in Korea on whores, never used protection, never caught anything. Got back stateside, picked up a major's wife in a club and promptly got the clap.

What's a Habibi?