A farmer has 3 daughters.....

[olympic]

A farmer is concerned that all 3 of his daughters are going on a date tonight. He decided he'll greet each man who shows up tonight with his shotgun in hand.

The first man to ring the doorbell greets the farmer with, "Hi, my names Joe. I'm here for Flo. We're going to see the show. Is she ready to go?"

The farmer likes this fellow and sends Joe and Flo off.

The second man to show up says, "Hello, I'm Eddy. I'm looking for Betty. We're gonna go eat some spaghetti. Is she ready?"

The farmer decides this guys okay too so off they go.

The third man rings the doorbell says, "Hey, my name's Chuck."

And the farmer shot him.

 

[Black02GT]

Lol, pretty damn funny right there.

Bonus points if someone can figure a name for the third daughter that works.

 

[gimmie11s]

Hahaha nice


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[scott9050]

Lol, pretty damn funny right there.

Bonus points if someone can figure a name for the third daughter that works.

Emma-Luck

Since that is a real actresses name and sometimes women give a middle name that was their maiden name, it works.

 

[carrrnuttt]

Bonus points if someone can figure a name for the third daughter that works.

Could be any name:

"Hey, my name's Chuck.
I'm looking for your daughter in the frock.
Taking her for Chinese and eat some duck.
But it's really just an excuse to <gunshot>"

 

[Black02GT]

Could be any name:

"Hey, my name's Chuck.
I'm looking for your daughter in the frock.
Taking her for Chinese and eat some duck.
But it's really just an excuse to <gunshot>"

Or
Hey my name is Doc.
Here for your daughter in the frock.
Told to meet at 8 o'clock
Said she wanted the...

 

[jbuenavides]

LOL, atleast he was given the chance to say his name.

 

[VenomousDSG]

 

[BOOGIE MAN]

My name is Charlie,
I'm here for Marley
We're going for a ride on my Harley,
All my friends call me Chuck,
And with a little bit of luck,
Your daughter will let me (gunshot)


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