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A Priest, a Minister, and a Rabbit

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  1. ShelbyGT5HUN

    ShelbyGT5HUN Well-Known Member Established Member

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    A Priest, a Minister, and a rabbit, walk into a bar. The rabbit says, "I must be a typo?"

    A Priest, a Minister, and a rabbit, walk into a Blood Bank. The rabbit ponders, "I think I'm a Type-O?"

    A Priest, a Minister, and a rabbit, walk into a bar. Bartender asks the rabbit, "What'll it be? A carrot juice on the rocks?" The rabbit says, "No. A Double IPA. Draft. Frosted mug." Bartender looks confusedly at the rabbit, "Those are pretty bitter, you sure?" The rabbit smiles back, "Yeah, I like it for the hops."

    A Priest, a Minister, and a rabbit, walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, a joke?"

    *BONUS JOKE*

    A Socialist, Marxist, and Climate Change Activist, walk into a bar, bartender looks up and says, “Drinking age is 21 dipshits.”
     
  2. 03cobra#694

    03cobra#694 I Have LL’s Hammer Staff Member Super Moderator

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    Don't quite your day job. lol.
     
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    quad Well-Known Member Established Member

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    Quit lol!
     
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    MDShelby Well-Known Member Premium Member Established Member

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    Lol
     
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  5. CobraBob

    CobraBob Authorized Vendor Premium Member Established Member Single Barrel Sirs

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    LOL!

     
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