A Priest, a Minister, and a Rabbit

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A Priest, a Minister, and a rabbit, walk into a bar. The rabbit says, "I must be a typo?"

A Priest, a Minister, and a rabbit, walk into a Blood Bank. The rabbit ponders, "I think I'm a Type-O?"

A Priest, a Minister, and a rabbit, walk into a bar. Bartender asks the rabbit, "What'll it be? A carrot juice on the rocks?" The rabbit says, "No. A Double IPA. Draft. Frosted mug." Bartender looks confusedly at the rabbit, "Those are pretty bitter, you sure?" The rabbit smiles back, "Yeah, I like it for the hops."

A Priest, a Minister, and a rabbit, walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, a joke?"

*BONUS JOKE*

A Socialist, Marxist, and Climate Change Activist, walk into a bar, bartender looks up and says, “Drinking age is 21 dipshits.”
 

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