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Discussion in 'Pics and Videos Buffet' started by BrunotheBoxer, Jul 25, 2019.

  1. BrunotheBoxer

    BrunotheBoxer Little Boy Blue - He needed the money. Established Member

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    Looks like a turtle to me.
     
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    Deceptive Brad's Spirit Donkey Premium Member Established Member

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    Not certain what kind of meat that was but, all muscles move or twitch due to charges ions moving in or out of them.

    Find what can manipulate that and put it on the meat. Most likely salt.

    That is the dumbed down version.


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    351stang Beast ZL1 Established Member

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    Get an axe......

     
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    tones_RS3 I like members members. Premium Member Established Member

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    jpro Disoriented Poster Established Member

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    Gotta be fake. If not, burn the restaurant to the ground and run like hell.
     
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    Skitzerman NE Philly Premium Member Established Member

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    Well, they promised that the food is as fresh as possible. So fresh, that you might have to kill it twice.
     
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    Article I saw said it was chicken breast. $10 says it was the freshly killed alley cat.
     
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    OETKB bad attitude Premium Member Established Member

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    Now that was hilarious.
    Especially the screaming.
    :D
     
  9. BrunotheBoxer

    BrunotheBoxer Little Boy Blue - He needed the money. Established Member

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    Tell you what. If my dishwashah ever served a chicken breast that looked like that the divorce papers would be delivered before dessert.
     
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    BrunotheBoxer Little Boy Blue - He needed the money. Established Member

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    If I had the it is alive gif from space jam I’d use it, so...


    Pick your poison.
     
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    Skitzerman NE Philly Premium Member Established Member

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    Now I know why the Liberals are so fond of abortion.
     
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    Need 04 Wine Meanest CDN on SVTP Established Member

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    Id say your knocking on the door there,,...they use soy sauce to make squid squirm in japan, so salt is a likely suspect..
    brah yer killing me ovah here
     
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    Deceptive Brad's Spirit Donkey Premium Member Established Member

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    If I remember my A&P correctly, Sodium Ions contract and Potassium Ions relax muscles.


    Karen is the Ken Block of AWD minivans.
     
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    Need 04 Wine Meanest CDN on SVTP Established Member

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    All I remember is some stuff I seen on a random foodie show.

    Lol.


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    BOOGIE MAN Logic and Reason Established Member

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    Thumbnail for video makes it look like a a frog in the process of jumping off the plate

    ...and Maximus said to Commodus, "the time for honoring yourself will soon come to an end."
     
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    Deleted. Wrong thread.
     
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    850SNCobra Active Member Established Member

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    If they had cooked the damn chicken then they wouldn't have to worry about it jumping off of the plate lmao.
     
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    That was freakingly bizarre! :eek:
     
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