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Chanelling My Inner CoBro To Unleash My Anti SS Swag!!

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  1. svtshadow

    svtshadow Banned

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    So yesterday I decided to take the cobra out for spin around town and do a few motivational driving pulls. I mean the car was clean, tires shining and low to the ground. But yet she is still remains the meanest bitch on asphalt everywhere she goes. Me on the other side, I was looking sharp, with big never ending scumbag smile, just like your typical Cobro that commandeers aCobra. My self-esteem juices were flowing like the Nile river with no sight of the end. So every time my cobra sits for sometime dueto my busy life style, I have to do Pre-drive checks. I get in and pop the garage door open with my keyless entry. I proceed to start the snake and my Custom H-PiCack exhaust system that I invented and pioneered,channels the inner 32 valves and unleashes the terminator heart inside her. Best exhaust set up ever, I get compliments from dudes and bitches left and right, all day everyday.


    After driving for a few minutes, I come upon this red lightand for whatever reason it seems I am always the first car.
    A few seconds later, a 1969 Camaro SS pulls over. As usual, given the kind of dominant male Iam, I refuse to acknowledge the presence of the guy in the Camaro or his Camaro,until he acknowledges my supreme presence first. So he beeps and begs me to lower my window,which I decided to do. He gives my car complements and how good it sounds and I kindly say thank you. Then he proceeds to say, “But not faster than this bad bitch” I thought that was totally arrogant of him. I calmly raised my scumbag Phillies hat and lower my Gucci sunglasses and I was like, “Is that So?” He asked me what I have to done my car and I laughed out loud, before i said, “The entire American Muscle Catalog” which for some reason made him laugh. His shit looked plain, like Jane with a night gown. With no car behind me, I told him I will give him a full car lenth head start,before I reversed my Snake so as to achieve that one car length. As soon as the lights turn green, I launchedhard, he spun on his factory skinny steel wheels and tires. In a split of a second and at mid 1stgear, I was 0.5 car length ahead of him. By the end of 3rd gear, he was 3 cars behind. By now I knew the race was over and shut it down as I put it in 6th gear to cruise away in a victorious manner also as I turned on my hazards to celebrate. My car made the loudest gear grind noise ever heard to man which meant Ihad catastrophically lost 6th gear for whatever reason. I decided to pull over to the shoulder for a malfunction inspection. As I was coming out of my car, the Camaro sped past me honking at me like I was some sort of cheap prostitute, grinning like the catfish the future camaros were going to be. **** you I yelled! I tried all the other gears, and they all work fine except for 6th gear. At the end of the day, it still counts as a win in the win column!

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  2. dk5_cobra

    dk5_cobra New Member Established Member

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    Thanks for the lol OP
     
  3. svtshadow

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    No problem. I try to take my time when writing my kill stories, and that brings my audience right in the action with me
     
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    Bearbo Well-Known Member Premium Member Established Member

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    Nice font. It is a good looking Camaro though.
     
  5. gnats

    gnats Find One Recall Daily Established Member

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    I call bs. Camaros nevar teh loose.
     
  6. Sn95Snake

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    Good kill, funny story.
     
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    It was looking sweet especially how it sounded. And thanks for the font, its custom font.

    Meh, this yeah I killed a lambo, so Camaros are more like child's play
     
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    How did he talk shit to you with his window up?

    I call BS.
     
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  9. thehunterooo

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    Only the supercar 6th gen Camaros never lose now.
     
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    BTW.... So with a three car length lead, you were able to pull over, jump out of the car and yell **** you, before he got past you.

    Do you have magical brakes and move at the speed of light?
     
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    Thanks for the Lol op :beer:
     
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    It's simpletons like you that made me change my literature writing style to accommodate your average mind which lacks the imagination factor. With this new style, I bring audience like you right in the middle of the action...
     
  13. Machdup1

    Machdup1 Well-Known Member Premium Member Established Member

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    You bring us to the middle of your fantasy world, again. Maybe you can make another screenname and troll some more.
     
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    This section of the site is purely for entertainment. If what he types bothers you that much, it's time to step away from the computer for a while, step outside into the sunlight, and reevaluate your life
     
  15. Machdup1

    Machdup1 Well-Known Member Premium Member Established Member

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    Are you familiar with his history on this site? You will find the last one of these threads in smackdown where he gets ripped to shreds and admits he has been trolling the site for a decade under a variety of usernames. He claims to be the greatest troll in the history of SVTP.

    The truth is not in him.
     
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    Zemedici Well-Known Member Established Member

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    Yeah but who cares? Its the internet
     
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    Why do you care that he got called out on another lie? After all it is the Internet, right?
     
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    I've been around, and find his threads amusing. He's a pretty decent troll. He just trolled you again, broheimen.
     
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    :rolleyes:
     
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    Let me know when OP posts a story about hitting a pole while street racing and killing himself. THEN, I will be impressed.
     

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