Cheating on Wife...

s_x_i

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a little backstory:

I do a lot of online work as an affiliate, to this end I have several spy accounts set up on various platforms so I can see the kind of ads being served to different demographics. I'm not sure if any of you are familiar with Plenty of Fish, but it's a free dating site that was built buy an affiliate and it has one of the best self serve ad platforms in the industry. They get a ton of traffic and I use it a lot to test campaigns.

I have multiple accounts on there for my spy tool, none of them I ever check, the tool does that. Anyways, one of them for a 30 year old female (no pics, no description nothing) got a message the other week and I just now saw it:

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My initial reaction was just to ignore it and delete it, BUT then I remembered how much fun it is to **** with people... and I'm at work... and I'm bored... :burnout:

So, any ideas SVTP? What shall we do? :poke:
 

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WTF? I'm not one to talk, but MARRIED and cheating? Would be good for some lulz...


On another note related to Plenty of Fish, a buddy of mine was divorced about a year ago and after meeting several "decent looking" but crazy women off POF he met a BEAUTIFUL woman of which he has been with for 9 months now. She is a marketing person at Hershey. I've met her and she is an amazing woman, gets along with my wife well on double dates. When he said she worked at Hershey I asked him..."Does she let you PIIHB?"
 

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I suspect you lure these men into meeting you and you have them buried under your front porch....

not sure why you're telling us all though. I think it's a trap. :lol:

I say have a little fun, teach the guy a simple lesson.
 

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It's an obvious trap... The username on the account is PIIHB.

I kinda like the itea of setting him up with a tv. I don't think I'm gonna go all out, no point telling his wife, Sonic is right - the guys probably miserable enough.
 

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It's an obvious trap... The username on the account is PIIHB.

I kinda like the itea of setting him up with a tv. I don't think I'm gonna go all out, no point telling his wife, Sonic is right - the guys probably miserable enough.

:lol: Gacy would be proud.


I think Sonic is the guy.. you're cover is blown. :shrug:

Change the profile to a transgender in a month... you might pick him back up. :poke:
 

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Use a pic of some hot jailbait off of 4chan. make sure she looks under 14.

I he doesn't vanish at once you know you have a real sad fish on the line.
 

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PoF is nasty. I deleted my account after 1 week of making it. I had physco trying to meet me after 5 questions and lots of big girls. They should rename it to Plenty of Whales.
 

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PoF is nasty. I deleted my account after 1 week of making it. I had physco trying to meet me after 5 questions and lots of big girls. They should rename it to Plenty of Whales.

Whales are fish too. :shrug:
 

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Whales are fish too. :shrug:

Exactly, but I didn't see many "fishes". When you go whale watching you don't go "hey, look at that fish"... When you think of a fish, you see it as small, trim, quick and agile. When you see a whale you see it as a big, blubbery lard of fatness. That's POF in a nutshell.
 

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Exactly, but I didn't see many "fishes". When you go whale watching you don't go "hey, look at that fish"... When you think of a fish, you see it as small, trim, quick and agile. When you see a whale you see it as a big, blubbery lard of fatness. That's POF in a nutshell.

Duly noted if I ever become single again. (to stay away as I am not a chubby chaser)
 

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leave him alone. he will get busted for messing around sooner or later. I feel bad for the kid(s)
 

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It should be called plenty of desperate single moms who will do anything on the first date with the gangster trash holla'in at 'em.
 

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