Chuck Norris Jokes

[JC_SapphireBlue_GT]

Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands

 

[JC_SapphireBlue_GT]

Chuck Norris can speak braille.

 

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Chuck Norris once won a game of Connect Four in 3 moves.

 

[JC_SapphireBlue_GT]

this is a good one:

Chuck Norris secretly sleeps with every woman in the world once a month. They bleed for a week as a result.

 

[Outlaw99]

chuck norris sleeps with the light on, not because he is scared of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of chuck norris

this one is a top fav

 

[66speed]

The sound of Chuck Norris' voice makes dolphins menstruate.

 

[04svtterm]

Chuck Norris walks on water, swims on land

Chuck Norris' dog picks up after himself because chuck norris don't take shit from anyone

Chuck norris went to the Virgin islands, now they are called "the islands"