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  1. homer302

    homer302 Banned

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    Alright, now that the Mesiah has arrived, I figured on making the most of the next 4 years, or until he gets impeached, whichever.
    I have some questions and I need your expertise in this area.

    1. My wife and I plan on quitting our jobs on Jan 21st right after the induction. How long do we have to wait before the first check comes?
    2. On a similar note, I heard that they don't actually send real checks anymore because welfare recipiants complained about having to drive to a check cashing place and pay the fee so they actually give you like a debit card now. Is that true?
    3. We don't have kids now but figure once we are on welfare will be the perfect time. How much do you get for each kid?
    4. Once gay marraige is legal, will it be possible to like marry one of my friends in addition to my wife and get more money if he doesn't work either?
    5. Do I get to pick my own color Escalade or do they force you to take whatever they got? (Probably so, what a rip.)
    6. Where is the best place to rent rims?

    Thanks in advance!:beer:
     
  2. cj3113

    cj3113 King of Controversy Established Member

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    7. Why wasn't the OP funny at all?
     
  3. J_ho67

    J_ho67 MD in training Established Member

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    I chuckled at the escalade one. Perfect example of a welfare-loving dem attitude.
     
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    I wonder if the moron op even knows what does the average family on welfare receive in his state?

    Do you?....wic?....find that chart and quickly slap yourself for being a retard.
     
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    cj3113 King of Controversy Established Member

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    I will admit, I didn't even make it to that one. Stopped after the OP turned gay.
     
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    Common Active Member Established Member

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    Another ignorant idiot.
     
  7. Jimmysidecarr

    Jimmysidecarr Semi user friendly Established Member

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    Yuk! LOL! HA HA! (pick one)

    Not sure what's funnier, the post or the predictably dour Dem responses. LOL!:lol:

    I'm Jimmysidecarr and I approve this post!:-D
     
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    THE_STIG Active Member Established Member

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    ac427cobra FULLTILTBOOGIERACING.COM Staff Member Super Moderator

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    Actually, you have it wrong. They are just telling you you're going to be getting some money. :idea:

    By the time all of the crooks in Washington get their cuts on the redistribution of the wealth, each recipient is only going to be getting something like a buck two eighty! :read:
     
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    N2DAMYSTIC WAS THERE A BILL OF SALE Established Member

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    Since I manage several low income housing developments I can answer that, at least for the states I work in. With the federal housing money rolling in we actually pay them monthly to live in our communities. They pay $0 rent, we cut them a check for $98 each month so they can pay their utility bills. A good majority of them rake in the bucks working under the table and seem to have pretty nice rides. We have plenty of MB's and BMW's in our parking lots. They arenot brand new ones but 3-5 years old on average. Funny how none of them have checking accounts either???

    The exception to this rule would be low income seniors but in the Multi Family communities the people do not dress or appear to be poor at all.

    The system is screwed.....
     
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    Zinc03Cobra Super Trooper Established Member

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    mmmm yesss... drown me in the sweet water of your envy...
     
  12. homer302

    homer302 Banned

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    alright Cartman, u need something mo better than dat.
     
  13. NO-BlkLightning2K

    NO-BlkLightning2K Putin 2016. Yup. Established Member

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    rofl. rent rims? another rofl.
     
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    Un...freaking...believable :nonono:
     
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    FICannon Semper Fidelis Established Member

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    lol, I think voting for a man because he's black is a great idea. Who really cares about his views...?? He's black, and it's history!!

    BTW, I can't wait until he allows gays to be open about it in the military. That'll be nice on deployment when all you have is a big shower room full of in shape naked men. Now, that's homosexual paradise.
     
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    NO-BlkLightning2K Putin 2016. Yup. Established Member

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    then why didn't jessie jackson win in '84 or '88? :read:
     
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    Un4GivN QuenchMyThirstw/Gasoline Established Member

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    :lol: good stuff
     
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    129saleen Saleen poster Established Member

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    HAHA I liked that one :dancenana:

    So you 2 can bash McCain/Palin all day and he can't make a post about this?? :cuss:
     
  19. cj3113

    cj3113 King of Controversy Established Member

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    I do not believe I ever "bashed" McCain/Palin. All of my criticism came only when it was earned (mostly by Palin). He is just trying to be funny and making an ass of himself in the process.

    I don't really see how you can relate the two. The comparison would have been if McCain had won and I said something like..

     
  20. ampstang

    ampstang Nobody F's w/ a Lion Established Member

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    Actually, let's not look at your charts and step outside. When I lived in Galveston (incredibly diverse place where the rich and poor are pretty much neighbors), I saw tons of "tricked out rides" all over the projects. I can assure you that welfare was in their hands. It wasn't a visit from their rich cousin Larry in the "rimmed-up" Escalades.
     

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