Friday Joke!

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F.I.T.S.!!! Have a great weekend.


A woman goes to the hospital.

"What seems to be the problem?" asked the Doctor.

"Something is terribly wrong, I keep finding postage stamps from Costa Rica in my vagina."

The Doctor had a look, chuckled and said, "Those aren't postage stamps my dear, they're the stickers off the bananas."
 

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WOW!!!!

Ok - I have a banana story...

A high school buddy had a particularly gorgeous and sexually adventurous girlfriend. He would ask her to do “things” just to see if she’d do them. Yeah he was a lucky SOB. She’d “use” bananas in similar ways as the lady in the joke above...but she’d put a condom on it first because the nubby end of the banana didn’t feel so nice.
 

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WOW!!!!

Ok - I have a banana story...

A high school buddy had a particularly gorgeous and sexually adventurous girlfriend. He would ask her to do “things” just to see if she’d do them. Yeah he was a lucky SOB. She’d “use” bananas in similar ways as the lady in the joke above...but she’d put a condom on it first because the nubby end of the banana didn’t feel so nice.

And the sticker doesn’t come up missing
 

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