Friday Joke

[03cobra#694]

A cucumber, pickle and penis meet at a bar.

The cucumber says “my life sucks. Whenever I get big and fat, someone cuts me up and eats me.”

The pickle says “you think that’s bad; whenever I get big and fat someone throws vinegar and salt on me and traps me in a jar.”

The penis shudders. “Whenever I get big and fat they throw a rubber helmet on me, put me in a dark room and bang my head against the wall until I throw up and pass out.”

 

[ZYBORG]

Repeat thread. Someone posted this joke a couple of days back.

 

[03cobra#694]

Hmmm, I don't remember seeing it. I did post a picture of it in the NSFW thread a while back.

 

[ZYBORG]

Then that might have been it. I remembered reading it not too long ago.

 

[MDShelby]

Lol!!

 

[CobraBob]

Ha, that was good, Brad. I didn't see the first one.