A husband and wife take the mother in law on vacation to the Holyland. During the trip the mother in law dies.
The local funeral home says they can ship the body home for $5000 or bury her here for $150. The guy says, ship her home.
The funeral director says are you sure? We have a very nice cemetary here, and can provide a very nice service.
The guy tells him "Look, 2000 years ago you buried a man here, and 3 days later he arose from the dead, I dont want to take that chance":-D
The local funeral home says they can ship the body home for $5000 or bury her here for $150. The guy says, ship her home.
The funeral director says are you sure? We have a very nice cemetary here, and can provide a very nice service.
The guy tells him "Look, 2000 years ago you buried a man here, and 3 days later he arose from the dead, I dont want to take that chance":-D
