So being in a literal riot was only the second most bizarre thing to occur to me yesterday. The day before I had a young kid offer to buy my hellcat without even looking at it or driving it. I told him to **** off and call me when he has some money so yesterday afternoon I get the call. He has the cash and wants to meet. Now. I texted back and asked if he meant literal cash money and he says yes.
So I tell him to meet me at the bank and after the cashier counts and deposits in my account I will transfer the title over to him. Sure enough, dude shows up, covered in tattoos and gold chains with his crew. One crew member's job is to carry the backpack. He hand over 5 bricks of cash to the cashier to count. It comes out to $50,100 dude says **** it you can keep the extra 100.
I sign the title over and call my wife to come pick me up. The buyer never drove it and barely even looked at it. I tried to explain the mods to it and he had literally no idea what I was talking about. Goddam I love America.
So I tell him to meet me at the bank and after the cashier counts and deposits in my account I will transfer the title over to him. Sure enough, dude shows up, covered in tattoos and gold chains with his crew. One crew member's job is to carry the backpack. He hand over 5 bricks of cash to the cashier to count. It comes out to $50,100 dude says **** it you can keep the extra 100.
I sign the title over and call my wife to come pick me up. The buyer never drove it and barely even looked at it. I tried to explain the mods to it and he had literally no idea what I was talking about. Goddam I love America.