Or they are fat af and don’t want to be seen shirtless …
… or they don’t want to be seen with their wife who has to wear a 1 piece bathing suit
"I just want to lay on a beach and relax" and other stupid vacations....
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Or they are fat af and don’t want to be seen shirtless …
… or they don’t want to be seen with their wife who has to wear a 1 piece bathing suit
My vacations are swimming in the Caribbean(although I didn’t care too much for the beach as a kid), snoruns in the mountains in central Montana or snowmobile trips to the bighorns or Yellowstone, or a long weekend of racing. When it’s ****inburr up here-20 or colder I like relaxing in the Caribbean, great diving/snorkeling, amazing food and booze and decent entertainment plus a constant 85 deg. Racing and snoruns usually end up costing more due to breakage. I don’t see any beautiful women in bikinis on a snorun and rarely see anything shiny at a race that isn’t a buddy’s wife.
Different vacations for different reasons, got to do the things that you like for you while you can. Next thing you know you are too old to carry your luggage on a plane and life got by you
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Living in NC its mandatory that every family takes a week vacation at the beach. I'm pretty much split. I LOVE laying on the beach getting drunk and listing to a podcast/audio book but I also love the mountain house where we can hike/fish/kayak.
I'm a fan of both.
I have vacations where I do absolutely nothing. Care free, zero plans, just forget responsibilities. It might be just chilling on a friend/family's couch visiting or at a destination relaxing by the water, but I prefer a lake/river over beaches for those.
And I have "vacations" that are big experience trips/events where I'm doing something the entire time. I usually try to schedule a few days of R&R at the end before going back to work too though.
I have vacations where I do absolutely nothing. Care free, zero plans, just forget responsibilities. It might be just chilling on a friend/family's couch visiting or at a destination relaxing by the water, but I prefer a lake/river over beaches for those.
And I have "vacations" that are big experience trips/events where I'm doing something the entire time. I usually try to schedule a few days of R&R at the end before going back to work too though.
boo! lol
I don't like party beaches and areas with crazy drunk partiers. I enjoy areas like the OBX which isn't very commercialized. Not much traffic at all. No wild college kids. Just peace and quiet. No more than 2 or 3 people on the beach at a time.
If not the OBX, then Kuaui and Maui are our favorite places.
Last year went to Panama City FL...it was a drunk fest nightmare. There was a group of about 15 rednecks that came out on the beach everyday with a huge ass PA system and blast stupid music so loud you couldn't talk. One of the guys yelled "I dare some mother ****er to try and throw me off this beach." Every day they were escorted off by police.
Will never go to a party beach again.
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If not the OBX, then Kuaui and Maui are our favorite places.
Last year went to Panama City FL...it was a drunk fest nightmare. There was a group of about 15 rednecks that came out on the beach everyday with a huge ass PA system and blast stupid music so loud you couldn't talk. One of the guys yelled "I dare some mother ****er to try and throw me off this beach." Every day they were escorted off by police.
Will never go to a party beach again.
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Kauai is beautiful. That was one stop we did on our Honeymoon and we did a Na Pali coast boat ride and it was amazing.
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Did you get to go in any of the sea caves? That was one of my favorite parts of the Na Pali cost.
It's 2022. Every beach I've been to recently is full of fat disgusting women. I miss the days when 80% of this country wasn't morbidly obese
Got married to my first wife in 04' right next door at Sandals, you could kayak right out front but there wasn't much to look at lol.
Wait, you mean the scene doesn't look like this anymore!?
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We didn’t unfortunately, I didn’t even know that was a thing.
Personally I find the beach very boring and the ocean does not appeal to me in the least.
Going to museum’s and visiting places like the Kennedy Space Center and anything of historical or military interest fascinates me.
Going to museum’s and visiting places like the Kennedy Space Center and anything of historical or military interest fascinates me.
It is a thing and it is fantastic!
Man there is nothing better than an ice cold drink, watching the waves roll in, in the sun.. with a woman wearing next to nothing next to you.
I guess I’m in the minority.. I love vacations of doing nothing. Gf and I went to Arkansas a week ago for 3 days. Spent 2 working. 3rd day.. sat in the hot springs didn’t do shit. Loved it.
We don't get out much honestly. We both work non stop and save vacation to visit family in Florida where we grew up. It'll be a regret no doubt but oneday we'll get out more. We have dogs that are family and that limits our long-term outings to a degree. I'm more of a home body personally that would rather be working on the house, in the house and anything in the garage. When we do get out...I want to learn about the area and go sight-seeing. The beach as I mentioned earlier has always been the norm so IDGAF. When I was stationed in Sicily and lived on base I went to the beach every weekend during the summer. I later moved to the beach and listened to the waves hit the shore as I slept. I rarely went down to the beach when I lived on the beach. There was a separation of the house and beach by some woods. If you want a good vacation, do something you don't normally do. Step a little out of comfort zone, take in the sights, food and enjoy the company of your wife. If you're single...get some hookers.
Currently sending this post from sitting on the beach in Jamaica. Can’t say I have much to complain about at the moment.
I take vacations to fish bass tournaments lol
Bitches at work are like "why are you tired? You just had a week off"...bitch...i drove 10hrs to virginia weds, pre fished thurs, fri-sun i was up at 430, on the water at 530, stood up and fished for 10hrs straight each day, drank beer at night, drove home 10hrs monday...today is tueday...im worn out
Fishing is relaxing...but tournament fishing is rough man...by thr 3rd day im eating advil like a fat kid at McDs lol
Bitches at work are like "why are you tired? You just had a week off"...bitch...i drove 10hrs to virginia weds, pre fished thurs, fri-sun i was up at 430, on the water at 530, stood up and fished for 10hrs straight each day, drank beer at night, drove home 10hrs monday...today is tueday...im worn out
Fishing is relaxing...but tournament fishing is rough man...by thr 3rd day im eating advil like a fat kid at McDs lol
I like seeing historical places I've never been. Enjoyed Philadelphia,Charleston, and Savannah in the last few years. I've never understood the appeal of flying to a third world country to lay on some beach but to each their own.
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