I no come work today

[03DOHC]

'I NO COME WORK TODAY!!!'

Hung Chow calls into work and says, 'Hey, I no come work today, I really sick . Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work.'

The boss John says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me Sex.
That Makes everything better and I go to work. You try that.'

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what You say and I feel Great.
I be at work soon..........You got nice house'

 

[Blade Runner]

[FONT=arial,helvetica]'I NO COME WORK TODAY!!!'

Hung Chow calls into work and says, 'Hey, I no come work today, I really sick . Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work.'

The boss John says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me Sex.
That Makes everything better and I go to work. You try that.'

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what You say and I feel Great.
I be at work soon..........You got nice house'

[/FONT]

Nice....LOL......

But why'd you write it in black?

 

[03DOHC]

But why'd you write it in black?

I pasted it from the email my Wife sent me.

 

[canibus]

Sounds like he showed her his hung chow.

 

[CobraBob]

Dano, maybe you should start a joke forum. LOL!

 

[03cobra#694]

hahaha

 

[N2DAMYSTIC]

Dano, maybe you should start a joke forum. LOL!

This - And a Sports Forum

HAHA to joke! Reminds me of Long Duck Dong

 

[pho_phizzat]

LOL thats funny