Two women walking home after a night out are caught short, needing to pee, slip into a graveyard. One wipes herself with her panties while the other uses a wreath, the next day their husbands are having a drink in the pub. One says i'd better watch my wife she came home last night with no panties on. The other says that's nothing mine had a card wedged in her ass saying, we'll never forget you ... from all the boys at the fire station!!!
