Was driving to work, going down 2 lane road, I see a Civic FLYING up behind me and I see the driver with typical buzzed gold hair and white sunglasses (oh god). There is a mercedes next to me at the light (we were in front) The civic driver was behind the mercedes, and starts coming into my lane from a dead stop and revving his engine.
I am shaking my head in my mirror laughing at him and he is nodding his head like
"yes i'm going to destroy you"
I pull up and purposely stay in 1st while he slams on it and begins to go around me , I slam on it in 1st (no traction) he gets about half a car length in front of me, as soon as I slam it into 2nd gear I pull like a PLANE on him, by the time I hit 4th I was already 2 coach bus lengths in front of him, and get into his lane. I then go left again into the turning lane to make a u-turn and head to work. He literally stops to my right in the middle of the road (white sunglasses off) and all of his teeth are pretty much missing, he then murmurs out, "I had u dude I just missed dem gears"
I laughed at him shaking my head while sitting in the turning lane and told him "u never had me, u never had your car dude"
he then cuts in front of me in the turning lane and leans out saying "braw I had u how much does that thang even cost"
I stick my head out and tell him "more than you can afford, pal"
he gets pissed and nails it doing a u-turn and takes off into traffic while I do my u-turn and pull into work.
Yes i'm aware I used lines from Fast and the Furious, I was trying to be a smartass. This is the first kill story i've posted and I only really wanted to post it because I thought it was hilarious how he thought he "had me"
I am shaking my head in my mirror laughing at him and he is nodding his head like
"yes i'm going to destroy you"
I pull up and purposely stay in 1st while he slams on it and begins to go around me , I slam on it in 1st (no traction) he gets about half a car length in front of me, as soon as I slam it into 2nd gear I pull like a PLANE on him, by the time I hit 4th I was already 2 coach bus lengths in front of him, and get into his lane. I then go left again into the turning lane to make a u-turn and head to work. He literally stops to my right in the middle of the road (white sunglasses off) and all of his teeth are pretty much missing, he then murmurs out, "I had u dude I just missed dem gears"
I laughed at him shaking my head while sitting in the turning lane and told him "u never had me, u never had your car dude"
he then cuts in front of me in the turning lane and leans out saying "braw I had u how much does that thang even cost"
I stick my head out and tell him "more than you can afford, pal"
he gets pissed and nails it doing a u-turn and takes off into traffic while I do my u-turn and pull into work.
Yes i'm aware I used lines from Fast and the Furious, I was trying to be a smartass. This is the first kill story i've posted and I only really wanted to post it because I thought it was hilarious how he thought he "had me"
