What do you get your 3 year old niece that has too many toys to begin with? Her mom is a super liberal tool, so pissing her off would be an added bonus.
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Nerf gun
Trump tattoo.
I think that would backfire on me. Her older brother would steal it from her and shoot her.
In that case get her one of the kids lifetime memberships to the NRA.
Are there temp Trump tattoos? My sister actually moved/hid the MAGA hat ornament on our tree last year. I lol’ed that it triggered her.
I said pissing her off would be an added bonus, not the goal. We got her a kids veterinarian toy kit for her bday and that shit got like zero attention after the initial “ooo new toy”. But it is because they have like 10 billion toys.
You have never heard my nephew throw a tantrum...****er always gets his way.
Give her zero gift and watch if it gets zero attention. Get this Child Health | UNICEF Inspired Charity Gifts & Dedication Gifts | UNICEF Market so the liberal mom can explain the little choosen one why the gift is given to someone else.
Get something loud and annoying. Kids karaoke machine is a strong option for pissing off other parents.
I also saw Costco has HUGE stuffed bears. That’d be great.
I also saw Costco has HUGE stuffed bears. That’d be great.
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I say a season pass to a zoo, museum, aquarium or something along those lines. Thats what we always ask for but the Grandparents always get junk that piles up, I swear we donate a buttload of toys every other month.
Could always get them both nerf guns, heck I think a family pack is in order. For quality family time and all.
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Something requiring assembly, batteries, and makes lots of noise.
Two dollar book and a stick of gum for the nephew and one of those little pink electric convertible Barbie Corvettes for the niece. The mom will go crazy trying to figure out why you like one more than the other.
Obviously they'll both get to use it anyway but she won't be able to contain herself. When she complains you can accuse her of being anti-gay because she doesn't like her son in a pink Barbie car. Threaten to expose her LGBTQ bigotry to her super liberal tool friends.
Obviously they'll both get to use it anyway but she won't be able to contain herself. When she complains you can accuse her of being anti-gay because she doesn't like her son in a pink Barbie car. Threaten to expose her LGBTQ bigotry to her super liberal tool friends.
Veggie tales DVD’s, kids will like it and liberals have issues with it because it’s religious.
3? A refrigerator box would probably be the most fun.
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What all the other 3 year olds have these days. IPhone XI
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