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Lightning christmas carol

Discussion in '2nd Generation' started by LightningMAS, Dec 18, 2006.

  1. LightningMAS

    LightningMAS Banned

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    'Twas the night before Christmas and in the garage,
    There wasn't a trace of a Chevy or a Dodge.
    The presents were wrapped and the lights were all lit,
    So I figured I'd mess with the Lightning for a bit.

    I popped the release and I lifted the hood,
    When a deep voice behind me said "looks pretty good."
    Well, as you can imagine, I turned mighty quick,
    And there, by the workbench, stood good ol Saint Nick!

    We stood there a bit, not too sure what to say,
    Then he said "don't suppose that you'd trade for my sleigh?
    I said "no way, Santa" and started to grin,
    "But if you've got the time we could go for a spin!"

    His round little mouth, all tied up like a bow,
    Turned into a smile and he said "hey! Let's go!!"
    So as not to disturb all the neighbors' retreat,
    We pushed the Lightning quietly into the street,

    Then, taking our places to drift down the hill,
    I turned on the key and I let the supercharger spill.
    The sound that erupted took him by surprise,
    But he liked it a lot, by the look in his eyes.

    With Goodyear's a' crying and side pipes aglow,
    We headed on out where the hot rodders go.
    And Santa's grin widened, approaching his ears,
    At the sound of the Eaton burning through the gears.


    Then he yelled "can't recall when I've felt so alive!"
    So I backed off the gas and said "you wanna drive?"
    Ol Santa was stunned when I gave him the keys,
    When he walked past the headlights he shook at the knees!

    Then the small block exploded with side exhaust sound!
    Santa let loose the "L" and the tires shook the ground!
    She smoked into into second, again into third!
    I sat there just watching, at loss for a word,

    Then I heard him exclaim as we blasted from sight,
    "Merry Christmas to all, it's an "L" of a night!!!


    ahahahaha
     
  2. PhLoBuS

    PhLoBuS JDM/KB Lightning Established Member

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    haha nice
     
  3. Lightningfr

    Lightningfr Banned

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    lol thats great
     
  4. The_Truth

    The_Truth New Member Established Member

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    That rocks!!!!!!
     
  5. WhiteLight01

    WhiteLight01 New Member Established Member

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    Aaaaaaahhh Hahaaa Haa Haa
     
  6. ChuteboxeL03

    ChuteboxeL03 New Member Established Member

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    Killer poem, i wonder how it will work on a girl hahaha
     
  7. L YEAH

    L YEAH Member Established Member

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    That's great!
     
  8. BlownBolt

    BlownBolt Doesn't Care Established Member

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    haha that was awesome
     
  9. VETTEHUNTER

    VETTEHUNTER No cure for this disease. Established Member

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    That's great :-D
     
  10. KONA BLUES

    KONA BLUES HORSEPOWER JUNKIE Established Member

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    :beer:

    That was very humorous....:lol1:
     
  11. countrysquire

    countrysquire Search then Ask Established Member

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    Thats awesome!!
     
  12. 03SNOWBALL

    03SNOWBALL New Member Established Member

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    :beer: Very amusing
     
  13. BlackBolt9

    BlackBolt9 Asphalt Donuts Established Member

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    Thats awesome, I think I am going to print that one off!!
     
  14. NewKid

    NewKid Aliens Established Member

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    Hahaha, great!
     
  15. LightningMAS

    LightningMAS Banned

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    thanks guys... spread it around if ya want.
     
  16. RIDE THE

    RIDE THE Shake & Bake Established Member

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    :lol: :lol: :lol: That made my morning.

    I forwarded it to my wife. She didn't find it as entertaining as I did.:rolleyes:
    I bet if it was about beer she'd like it more.
     
  17. LightningMAS

    LightningMAS Banned

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    get drunk, then read it out loud.. its funny that way
     
  18. OldTimer

    OldTimer An Old Drag Racer Established Member

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    Very Creative!!!:lol: :lol:
     
  19. LightningMAS

    LightningMAS Banned

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    lol... :) :beer: :beer: :idea:
     
  20. MMShaggy

    MMShaggy 10 Second Club Established Member

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    Dude, did you make that up?
    That is witty as hell.

    AWESOME!!!!!!
     

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