My hellcat story keeps getting better

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Thats ****ing hilarious Klaus........ shit made me lol literally!

Last year, I sold my hellcat to an urban entrepreneur for a backpack full of cash. That was just the beginning......

On the way home he broke the steering rack.

On the way home from picking it up from getting it fixed he pulled over to whip some shitties and tore the rear tires off the rims.

He took it in to the dealer for a recall and they reset the PCU. This scrambled the tune and put into limp mode.

He then lost it in a dice game although somehow got it back.

Yesterday he called me to tell me that the tires were all ****ed up and had some questions. It turns out he mounted 305 nitto 555rs on the front and 245 pirelli corsas on the back.
 

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He called me after the dice game incident and I was thinking of offering him $25k for it. He had an squad of goons when he picked the car up so I decided it would be better not to tangle with him.
You spelled "promotional street team and upper level management" wrong

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Lost the car in a dice game….

Guess hes a big han solo fan.

Edit: i guess that would be more Lando than Han

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Last year, I sold my hellcat to an urban entrepreneur for a backpack full of cash. That was just the beginning......

On the way home he broke the steering rack.

On the way home from picking it up from getting it fixed he pulled over to whip some shitties and tore the rear tires off the rims.

He took it in to the dealer for a recall and they reset the PCU. This scrambled the tune and put into limp mode.

He then lost it in a dice game although somehow got it back.

Yesterday he called me to tell me that the tires were all ****ed up and had some questions. It turns out he mounted 305 nitto 555rs on the front and 245 pirelli corsas on the back.
I know you're ****in gangster dude, but maybe it's time for a new number...
 

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He called me after the dice game incident and I was thinking of offering him $25k for it. He had an squad of goons when he picked the car up so I decided it would be better not to tangle with him.

Are you really concerned over retards that probably couldn’t hit a barn unless it jumped into their line of fire?


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How the hell does someone even break a steering rack?????????


A couple of ways that I have seen over the years. Hitting a pothole at speed (North of 45 MPH) while turning at an angle.

Then there also was lets jack the car up right on one and so bent it when it gave out

3rd lets go over a curb at a 90 degree angle to it up over the grass, then after hitting it turning it and having it puke it's guts out when the seals gave.
 

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i'd lose it and tell that ****er to stop calling with ridiculous questions LOL

a few more drives and it's totaled for sure hahahaha
 

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This can’t be real. There’s no way, this can’t be real! Lol!


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