Barf...bet old buffalo bill aka planter makes for an even uglier ‘woman’...
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Barf...bet old buffalo bill aka planter makes for an even uglier ‘woman’...
Or that fart is followed by a surprise.
Damn, I've crapped myself more times since my late 30s than when I was a toddler.
You can't trust a fart over 40
LOL. That was great. I'll have to show my daughter that one.
My uncle once told me there are only two things you need to know in life,
First, never trust a fart
Second, never waste an erection.
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gaped.......
Be sure to fess up down the road when you figure this one out.
lol about the mayo. I'm no longer surprised after arresting someone that's been walking through a 110* desert for three days and they have a jar of mayo in their backpack.
One of our medics showed up at a distress call (heat stroke) and the patient had white stuff all over his mouth and face. He asked bystanders WTF it was and they said he couldn't walk anymore so they gave him mayonaise. Can't make this crap up!
One of our medics showed up at a distress call (heat stroke) and the patient had white stuff all over his mouth and face. He asked bystanders WTF it was and they said he couldn't walk anymore so they gave him mayonaise. Can't make this crap up!
Do farts have lumps? That’s the eternal question.
Ahhhhh....sharting....eternal fun
I thought a dog kept poking its head out of the Jeep window
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