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[jeffh81]

Women want what they cant have, also women want what other women have. Dont believe me? Go to a bar with your buddies, then go to a bar with a beautiful woman. Get a woman for a wing man, thank me later.

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Before marriage no looks, after marriage I have to bust out the big stick

 

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[CobraBob]

^^^ Ha! That's is pretty slick.

 

[Zemedici]

I was asked back to rooms while I was in California. Me saying I had a wife did not matter. Did not take that bait. No woman is worth losing the wife and daughter over.


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This.

 

[MFE]

Women want what they cant have, also women want what other women have. Dont believe me? Go to a bar with your buddies, then go to a bar with a beautiful woman. Get a woman for a wing man, thank me later.

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After I got married and started wearing a ring, women came out of the ****ing woodwork. I thought to myself, thanks, bitches, I'm married now where the hell were you before. And sheeeit, I shoulda been wearing a cracker-jack ring for years now. I asked a platonic female friend what was up. Her answer amounted to, and I'm paraphrasing after all these years: You've been vetted. You've passed muster with a woman, and that's good enough for all the other women. If you're single, there might be something wrong with you.

 

[PhoenixM3]

After I got married and started wearing a ring, women came out of the ****ing woodwork. I thought to myself, thanks, bitches, I'm married now where the hell were you before. And sheeeit, I shoulda been wearing a cracker-jack ring for years now. I asked a platonic female friend what was up. Her answer amounted to, and I'm paraphrasing after all these years: You've been vetted. You've passed muster with a woman, and that's good enough for all the other women. If you're single, there might be something wrong with you.

I played this game in Hawaii. Me and two buddies, all single bought cheap wedding bands and wore them in bars. We referred to ourselves as the He-Man, Woman-Haters Club. Chicks, both single and married approached us often. It was weird, but it worked.

 

[olympic]

The Night Before Christmas - Canadian Parliment Edition.

 

[Sonic605hp]

Well written.

The Night Before Christmas - Canadian Parliment Edition.

 

[stkjock]

less words... more funny...

 

[Deceptive]

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[Venom2011GT]

 

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[Great Asp]

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That is true, I have seen it several times flying into Mil-a-wa-ka.

Once flying into Milwaukee the lady next to me looks out the window and then asks me "What ocean is that?"

True story.

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[HillbillyHotRod]

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Look like Ken's being cheated on.

 

[Double"O"]

Women want what they cant have, also women want what other women have. Dont believe me? Go to a bar with your buddies, then go to a bar with a beautiful woman. Get a woman for a wing man, thank me later.

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My buddy who was totally single used to wear a wedding band to the clubs and bars...dude slayed Em...****in slayed!

I hated him lol

 

[Murder Snake]

 

[Saleen498]

Merry Christmas

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