• Welcome to SVTPerformance!

NWS Pics that make you :lol: every time you see them NWS

Discussion in 'Pics and Videos Buffet' started by WarNipple, Jan 27, 2007.

  1. 03Sssnake

    03Sssnake TK-421 Established Member Beer Money Bros.

    Messages:
    22,926
    Joined:
    Dec 9, 2002
    Location:
    not at my post...
    51996452_827318257604605_3296920241912676352_n.jpg?_nc_cat=108&_nc_ht=scontent-dfw5-1.jpg
    51658812_10156907504163486_6181217800263041024_n.jpg?_nc_cat=1&_nc_ht=scontent-dfw5-1.jpg
    51066317_413631719475295_1965584314066272256_n.jpg?_nc_cat=105&_nc_ht=scontent-dfw5-1.jpg
    51710771_2538977696118057_7617296130644115456_n.jpg?_nc_cat=104&_nc_ht=scontent-dfw5-1.jpg
     
    Last edited: Feb 12, 2019
  2. AtlantaGT500

    AtlantaGT500 Active Member Established Member

    Messages:
    637
    Joined:
    Apr 24, 2012
    Location:
    Atlanta
  3. CobraBob

    CobraBob Authorized Vendor Premium Member Established Member

    Messages:
    89,428
    Joined:
    Nov 17, 2002
    Location:
    Cheshire, CT
    Yikes! You got SMACKED! Man, I really feel bad for you, and for your wife. I'm sure she was devastated and more. I hope for a speedy and complete recovery. How high was the shelf (over your head) when it fell?
     
  4. 03Sssnake

    03Sssnake TK-421 Established Member Beer Money Bros.

    Messages:
    22,926
    Joined:
    Dec 9, 2002
    Location:
    not at my post...
    Smooth likes this.
  5. 72MachOne99GT

    72MachOne99GT Well-Known Member Established Member

    Messages:
    3,443
    Joined:
    Jul 15, 2011
    Location:
    Indiana
    Just so it’s clear, this was the spring before last.

    I’d say the shelf was 6.5’ high, and I was on my hands and knees grabbing the drill off the floor.

    Board was about 8-10 pounds. ~30”x20”
    It was this stuff..

    F020EE38-D04F-49C1-B17B-5E11B767EF5E.jpeg
     
  6. 72MachOne99GT

    72MachOne99GT Well-Known Member Established Member

    Messages:
    3,443
    Joined:
    Jul 15, 2011
    Location:
    Indiana
  7. lOOKnGO

    lOOKnGO Keep'um smiling Established Member

    Messages:
    3,695
    Joined:
    Oct 1, 2009
    Location:
    White Post, Va

    Passive Aggressive? I wouldn't have her around you under a car, with a car jack in use......just saying!
     
    Dta17 and Smooth like this.
  8. 03Sssnake

    03Sssnake TK-421 Established Member Beer Money Bros.

    Messages:
    22,926
    Joined:
    Dec 9, 2002
    Location:
    not at my post...
  9. FJohnny

    FJohnny Well-Known Member Established Member

    Messages:
    1,099
    Joined:
    May 17, 2018
    Location:
    AB, Canada
    Not really a pic, but it was sent my way and I thought you might enjoy it as well.


    $100 Bill



    It's a slow day in the small town of Pumphandle and the streets are deserted.

    Times are tough, everybody is in debt, and everybody is living on credit.

    A tourist visiting the area drives through town, stops at the motel, and lays a $100 bill on the desk saying he wants to inspect the rooms upstairs to pick one for the night.

    As soon as he walks upstairs, the motel owner grabs the bill and runs next door to pay his debt to the butcher.

    (Stay with this..... and pay attention)

    The butcher takes the $100 and runs down the street to retire his debt to the pig farmer.

    The pig farmer takes the $100 and heads off to pay his bill to his supplier, the Co-op.

    The guy at the Co-op takes the $100 and runs to pay his debt to the local prostitute, who has also been facing hard times and has had to offer her "services" on credit.

    The hooker rushes to the hotel and pays off her room bill with the hotel Owner.

    The hotel proprietor then places the $100 back on the counter so the traveller will not suspect anything.

    At that moment the traveller comes down the stairs, states that the rooms are not satisfactory, picks up the $100 bill and leaves.

    No one produced anything. No one earned anything. However, the whole town now thinks that they are out of debt and there is a false atmosphere of optimism and glee.

    And that, my friends, is how a "government stimulus package" works!

    Knowing the guy who sent this to me is strongly anti-government, anti-stimulus of any kind I'm pretty sure this is meant to be an example of stupidity and incompetence. But, for the life of me, I can't see anything wrong with this whole thing. Really seems like everyone won and the traveler broke even.

    Am I missing something?
     
    Dta17, cwsnake and DSG2003Mach1 like this.
  10. Smooth

    Smooth Well Seasoned Established Member

    Messages:
    10,519
    Joined:
    Jul 21, 2009
    Location:
    Wisconsin
    The hotel owner is out the $100 the whore paid him.

    Canada...
     
    FJohnny likes this.
  11. SnakePitRacing

    SnakePitRacing Big Nerd Established Member

    Messages:
    401
    Joined:
    Jul 21, 2004
    Location:
    L.A.
    You willed this to happen. I blame you.
     
    72MachOne99GT and 03Sssnake like this.
  12. Skitzerman

    Skitzerman NE Philly Premium Member Established Member

    Messages:
    3,766
    Joined:
    Feb 12, 2006
    Location:
    Philadelphia Pa.
    51368885_2520316578041356_5270317788685139968_n.jpg
     
    Dr. Gonzo, pdm, 03Sssnake and 9 others like this.
  13. rwleonard

    rwleonard Well-Known Member Established Member

    Messages:
    548
    Joined:
    Jul 4, 2017
    The analogy I like to illustrate the absurdity of government stimuli is: Saying the government can improve the economy by distributing money it first took from the economy is liking saying you can cure a man's anemia by taking blood out of his left arm and putting into his right, while spilling 30% of it in between.
     
  14. Sinister04L

    Sinister04L RIP Kane Established Member

    Messages:
    29,150
    Joined:
    Feb 24, 2003
    Location:
    Houston, TX
    I'd take both blondes for a wicked 2.25some.

    No he's not. He owed the butcher $100 and the whore owed him $100. Net zero so he's not out anything.
     
  15. PaxtonShelby

    PaxtonShelby tezzisacuck Established Member

    Messages:
    5,432
    Joined:
    Nov 16, 2010
    Location:
    Pittsburgh, PA
    Blk91stang, Bearbo and 03Sssnake like this.
  16. FJohnny

    FJohnny Well-Known Member Established Member

    Messages:
    1,099
    Joined:
    May 17, 2018
    Location:
    AB, Canada
    Oops. What Sinister04L said. The hotel owner no longer owes his butcher. A five way barter of goods and services facilitated by a 'borrowed' C-note and the world is a better place. The hooker could have gone over and serviced the butcher directly and paid the hotel owner off in sausages, though. She should keep that in mind the next time there is no traveler.

    America....
     
  17. Sonic605hp

    Sonic605hp I have a large member. Established Member

    Messages:
    25,455
    Joined:
    Apr 10, 2005
    Location:
    RINTP
    X2. Sicko.

     
    OnesmokinSS and PaxtonShelby like this.
  18. Skitzerman

    Skitzerman NE Philly Premium Member Established Member

    Messages:
    3,766
    Joined:
    Feb 12, 2006
    Location:
    Philadelphia Pa.
    50839910_1994669253978580_1025921310233985024_n.jpg
     
    Dirks9901, jeffh81 and 03Sssnake like this.
  19. STLR FN

    STLR FN The Patriots' Bitches Established Member

    Messages:
    538
    Joined:
    Mar 7, 2004
    Location:
    Other Side of the Tracks
    Have her strech her arms and legs straight out to the side and spin her around like a helicopter.
     
    03Sssnake likes this.
  20. 598

    598 Well-Known Member Established Member

    Messages:
    705
    Joined:
    Apr 13, 2008
    Location:
    Frankfort IL
    Its velocity of money. As long as the money stays in the system, a small amount injected has outsized results. The reason the story works is that no one takes a haircut, keeping the whole 100 moving. When we buy imported goods, the money never gets spent in America again, so velocity is 1. If 5 people all handled it, velocity is 5. I'm simplifying, but you get my drift. It's on the socialists platform, but people with money might take their debt repayment, and save it. That stops turnover as well. That's one more reason socialists don't like people who don't owe the system. Of course it never dawns on them that the government always will have waste and corruption, which is the same as someone with wealth, but with less scruples.
     

Share This Page