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Poll: Is she too fat, too skinny, or just right?
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<blockquote data-quote="James Snover" data-source="post: 16722084" data-attributes="member: 67454"><p>My wife was once complaining she was getting fat. She wasn't, and I told her she looked great. She said, "I've probably gained two pounds a day every day this year."</p><p></p><p>And I said, well then you'd weigh 860 pounds! She asked how that could be and I said 2 x 365 is 730, and you started the year at 130. She was stunned! She felt better due entirely to my 'lite math skills and off-the-cuff quantitative analysis!</p><p></p><p>She was happy, she was happy with me, life was good.</p><p></p><p>It lasted until the I forgot to put the toilet seta down, and then I was back in the dog house. Still, it was a nice 7.5 minutes!</p><p></p><p>Ok, on the subject at hand: OP, your gal looks great. Just right.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="James Snover, post: 16722084, member: 67454"] My wife was once complaining she was getting fat. She wasn't, and I told her she looked great. She said, "I've probably gained two pounds a day every day this year." And I said, well then you'd weigh 860 pounds! She asked how that could be and I said 2 x 365 is 730, and you started the year at 130. She was stunned! She felt better due entirely to my 'lite math skills and off-the-cuff quantitative analysis! She was happy, she was happy with me, life was good. It lasted until the I forgot to put the toilet seta down, and then I was back in the dog house. Still, it was a nice 7.5 minutes! Ok, on the subject at hand: OP, your gal looks great. Just right. [/QUOTE]
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