I think Chuck Norris is fairly dominant but not entirely.......here's my reasoning:
h22tyrie: the question you need to ask yourself is.........what would chuck norris do?
SeXe TeXiE: haha he would roundhouse someone in the face
h22tyrie: he'd find the suspect and instill a heavy dose of round house kick
h22tyrie: you're damn right, that'll come tomorrow
SeXe TeXiE: lol you're not chuck
h22tyrie: no i'm def. not.........i'm shawn
h22tyrie: but i could go round for round with chuck
h22tyrie: he's got the round house kick but i've got the saturday night ride
SeXe TeXiE: yeah him and your unconscious body
h22tyrie: you've never seen me fight either
SeXe TeXiE: yeah but ive seen chuck go
h22tyrie: how do you know i haven't been taking ju jitsu since 7th grade
SeXe TeXiE: and no one can hold a candle to him
h22tyrie: yeah right
SeXe TeXiE: yeah...that is right
h22tyrie: arnold would hold chuck down and make him beg for forgiveness
h22tyrie: and so would rocky
SeXe TeXiE: never hes too slow
h22tyrie: he's a freaking man stud
h22tyrie: he'd own chuck
SeXe TeXiE: never
h22tyrie: yes he would
SeXe TeXiE: leading causes of death in the us are 1. hear disease 2. chuck norris (not arnold or rocky) and 3. cancer
SeXe TeXiE: heart
SeXe TeXiE: so hah
h22tyrie: thats because rocky is also rambo and all his kills are confidential
h22tyrie: same with arnold
SeXe TeXiE: whatever excuses excuses
h22tyrie: they can not compete
SeXe TeXiE: yeah chuck blows them both out of the water
h22tyrie: chuck would be nothing without his bullet proof dodge ram and you know it
SeXe TeXiE: whatever the power is in the hat
h22tyrie: oh yeah what happens if chuck loses his hat
SeXe TeXiE: hes still the man
SeXe TeXiE: just with slightly thinning hair
h22tyrie: powerless, the likes of bruce lee could beat him
SeXe TeXiE: never
SeXe TeXiE: When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.
h22tyrie: and i won't even mention indiana jones
SeXe TeXiE: including all of the aforementioned not so cool people
h22tyrie: chuck norris would have been eating bolder in the temple of doom
SeXe TeXiE: If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
h22tyrie: Results 1 - 10 of about 383,000 for chuck norris getting his ass kicked. (0.17 seconds)
h22tyrie: apparently googles been updated
h22tyrie: oh my the ownage is excessive
SeXe TeXiE: yeah its a list of people who tried to say they kicked his ass... they're robably all dead now
h22tyrie: wrong, if they had the time to write reports on it chuck clearly couldn't finish them off the first time
SeXe TeXiE: James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger
SeXe TeXiE: hah
h22tyrie: perhaps they did die in a rematch but not initially
h22tyrie: i give chuck credit, his round house kick is second to none but he's got no depth
h22tyrie: his display of martial arts is a mere value meal compared to the buffet of death arnold serves terrorists on a daily basis
SeXe TeXiE: psh
h22tyrie: that was pretty crafty on my part
SeXe TeXiE: no...it didnt make me laugh
h22tyrie: the truth hurts sometimes
h22tyrie: the question you need to ask yourself is.........what would chuck norris do?
SeXe TeXiE: haha he would roundhouse someone in the face
h22tyrie: he'd find the suspect and instill a heavy dose of round house kick
h22tyrie: you're damn right, that'll come tomorrow
SeXe TeXiE: lol you're not chuck
h22tyrie: no i'm def. not.........i'm shawn
h22tyrie: but i could go round for round with chuck
h22tyrie: he's got the round house kick but i've got the saturday night ride
SeXe TeXiE: yeah him and your unconscious body
h22tyrie: you've never seen me fight either
SeXe TeXiE: yeah but ive seen chuck go
h22tyrie: how do you know i haven't been taking ju jitsu since 7th grade
SeXe TeXiE: and no one can hold a candle to him
h22tyrie: yeah right
SeXe TeXiE: yeah...that is right
h22tyrie: arnold would hold chuck down and make him beg for forgiveness
h22tyrie: and so would rocky
SeXe TeXiE: never hes too slow
h22tyrie: he's a freaking man stud
h22tyrie: he'd own chuck
SeXe TeXiE: never
h22tyrie: yes he would
SeXe TeXiE: leading causes of death in the us are 1. hear disease 2. chuck norris (not arnold or rocky) and 3. cancer
SeXe TeXiE: heart
SeXe TeXiE: so hah
h22tyrie: thats because rocky is also rambo and all his kills are confidential
h22tyrie: same with arnold
SeXe TeXiE: whatever excuses excuses
h22tyrie: they can not compete
SeXe TeXiE: yeah chuck blows them both out of the water
h22tyrie: chuck would be nothing without his bullet proof dodge ram and you know it
SeXe TeXiE: whatever the power is in the hat
h22tyrie: oh yeah what happens if chuck loses his hat
SeXe TeXiE: hes still the man
SeXe TeXiE: just with slightly thinning hair
h22tyrie: powerless, the likes of bruce lee could beat him
SeXe TeXiE: never
SeXe TeXiE: When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.
h22tyrie: and i won't even mention indiana jones
SeXe TeXiE: including all of the aforementioned not so cool people
h22tyrie: chuck norris would have been eating bolder in the temple of doom
SeXe TeXiE: If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
h22tyrie: Results 1 - 10 of about 383,000 for chuck norris getting his ass kicked. (0.17 seconds)
h22tyrie: apparently googles been updated
h22tyrie: oh my the ownage is excessive
SeXe TeXiE: yeah its a list of people who tried to say they kicked his ass... they're robably all dead now
h22tyrie: wrong, if they had the time to write reports on it chuck clearly couldn't finish them off the first time
SeXe TeXiE: James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger
SeXe TeXiE: hah
h22tyrie: perhaps they did die in a rematch but not initially
h22tyrie: i give chuck credit, his round house kick is second to none but he's got no depth
h22tyrie: his display of martial arts is a mere value meal compared to the buffet of death arnold serves terrorists on a daily basis
SeXe TeXiE: psh
h22tyrie: that was pretty crafty on my part
SeXe TeXiE: no...it didnt make me laugh
h22tyrie: the truth hurts sometimes
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