This was funny......
I decided to take a drive in my 65 K. I recently got some starting issues worked out, so it has been awhile since she has had a good drive on a pleasent day. So I went and got some breakfast burritos this morning and decided to take the long way home. Well, I come up to a red light behind a Chevy S10 and next to him was a ricer civic hatch. Body kit, fart can, and 5" tach....the whole nine yards. Well they pull out and are pretty even then the S10 slowly starts to pull and I end up creeping upto the ricer. When I meet up he glances over his shoulder and farts it (I mean punches it) and pulls a car ahead of the S10. I couldn't help but laugh. I didn't do anything as I knew there were railroad tracks ahead and he would have had to slow to go over them (lowered with kit). Well I end up next to him as a result, and the S10 makes a left so we are lined up for a second and I decide "what the hell" and punch it (so does he, again) in second giving him a nice chirp and immediately get the jump ahead of him. We slowly "S" our way through two cars after a light and I wait for him. Once he is on my ass, I give him some nice vocal V8 Detriot muscle and instantly put 3-4 cars. I see him trying to keep up but it ain't happenin'. I look down and see I have reached 70 pretty quick so I yank off the throttle and tap the break to slow down (way to fast fot he area I was in). He proceeds to give me my first ricer fly-by (while I give him the :whine: and a "whack off motion". I dont' do anything because I am only a partial idiot not a complete one, so I don't follow. Well I end up coming up to a slow car and "S" around him and end up behind him and coming up on a 4-way stop. To my happiness I see him going to make a left as I need to go straight. I noticed he had his window down and he was 3 cars back. There was no one in front or behind me so I decided to pull up next to him. Quick but funny conversation:
Me: You honestly think that thing is fast?
Him: Faster than you.
Me: Are you serious? Has that POS even seen 14s?
Him: I am faster because that thing is just a Ford.
Me: Yeah, ok bud. 275 HP under this hood.
By that time we had inched up to the stop line. I gave him a nice F-off burnout. He tried to do the same, but all I heard was a bunch of farting while bouncing of his limiter............He didnt' even give out any smoke...It was hilarious. bouncing off of the limiter he was so high and he still couldn't show off any smoke. And he is faster because I only drive a Ford, after this Ford just put 3 lengths on him.
I decided to take a drive in my 65 K. I recently got some starting issues worked out, so it has been awhile since she has had a good drive on a pleasent day. So I went and got some breakfast burritos this morning and decided to take the long way home. Well, I come up to a red light behind a Chevy S10 and next to him was a ricer civic hatch. Body kit, fart can, and 5" tach....the whole nine yards. Well they pull out and are pretty even then the S10 slowly starts to pull and I end up creeping upto the ricer. When I meet up he glances over his shoulder and farts it (I mean punches it) and pulls a car ahead of the S10. I couldn't help but laugh. I didn't do anything as I knew there were railroad tracks ahead and he would have had to slow to go over them (lowered with kit). Well I end up next to him as a result, and the S10 makes a left so we are lined up for a second and I decide "what the hell" and punch it (so does he, again) in second giving him a nice chirp and immediately get the jump ahead of him. We slowly "S" our way through two cars after a light and I wait for him. Once he is on my ass, I give him some nice vocal V8 Detriot muscle and instantly put 3-4 cars. I see him trying to keep up but it ain't happenin'. I look down and see I have reached 70 pretty quick so I yank off the throttle and tap the break to slow down (way to fast fot he area I was in). He proceeds to give me my first ricer fly-by (while I give him the :whine: and a "whack off motion". I dont' do anything because I am only a partial idiot not a complete one, so I don't follow. Well I end up coming up to a slow car and "S" around him and end up behind him and coming up on a 4-way stop. To my happiness I see him going to make a left as I need to go straight. I noticed he had his window down and he was 3 cars back. There was no one in front or behind me so I decided to pull up next to him. Quick but funny conversation:
Me: You honestly think that thing is fast?
Him: Faster than you.
Me: Are you serious? Has that POS even seen 14s?
Him: I am faster because that thing is just a Ford.
Me: Yeah, ok bud. 275 HP under this hood.
By that time we had inched up to the stop line. I gave him a nice F-off burnout. He tried to do the same, but all I heard was a bunch of farting while bouncing of his limiter............He didnt' even give out any smoke...It was hilarious. bouncing off of the limiter he was so high and he still couldn't show off any smoke. And he is faster because I only drive a Ford, after this Ford just put 3 lengths on him.
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